A Geek In Distress

Star Wars, Star Trek, GoT, Marvel, DC, Avatar: TLA/LOK... feel free to come nerd out with me

[simpsons-latino]

[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[lemonsharks]

Please money marge, send me a job callback

[st-pam]

[shazadlatifgf-deactivated202301]

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975), dir. Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Ah, forever and ever one of the greatest bits ever put to film.

Needs the first part!  It was where I, as a wee lad of 16,  first heard the words “Anarchosyndicalist Commune”

[lasrina]

Not even queueing this, making SURE it’s posted for coronation day.

[thechekhov]

if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[kayjayo1227]

Every Batfam as B99 drawing I’ve done thus far in one post 💕

[rana-narmo]

Having your D&D character self-sacrifice to save the party is devastating but sometimes so fitting. Having an amazing DM always makes these moments so much more heartbreaking.

[just-halfwaythere]

Happy Pride Month!!!

[ontheedgeofablade]

Thank you Critical Role. Thank you Matthew Mercer. Thank You Liam O’Brien. Thank you Marisha Ray. Thank you Taliesin Jaffe. Thank you Sam Reigel. Thank you Ashley Johnson. Thank you Laura Bailey. Thank you Travis Willingham. Thank you to the crew that brought this together.

This entire story was so meaningful and beautiful. Thank you for bringing us along on the ride.

Disclaimer: Please, for the love of fucking god, do not haras or go after any of the cast because you didn’t like the ending. You can complain yes, but do not actively shout at them for brining us an ending you didn’t like. Don’t forget to love each other.

[insomniac-dot-ink]

the goal of hoarding notebooks as a writer is not to USE the notebooks but to feel like they could be used, a mental bolstering tactic such as dragons collecting gold but never spending it.

[zamolxiana-deactivated20210620]

💜The two sides of Persephone🖤

Source

Artist: Alexandria Huntington

[desuex]

its a redraw of that one pose he makes in kotfe you know the one, everybody and their mother had it screencapped. except for me apparently bc i would link it if i had it

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[joranektwins]

Dromund Kaas be like

[manifestmyfuture]

ASÉ

[cameroonianprincess]

[ophanim444]

Shared this like two days ago, and today I got hire🤩🤩

[freshwater-pearl]

I don't usually post stuff like this, but I'm CLAIMING IT honey 🧿🦋✨

[bitchsince1976]

I need some good luck!

[anxietyproblem]

[eye-may]

Weep for yourself, my man You’ll never be what is in your heart Weep, little lion man You’re not as brave as you were at the start

Song: Little Lion Man by Mumford and Sons 

[actualanxiousswampwitch]

knowing nothing about Clones or TCW, my brain has decided to create a Clone and Jedi OC

His name is Leaf. He is named that b/c he always gets leaves stuck in his armor or hair b/c Twig refuses to use roads or paths.

Her name is Twig. That’s her name b/c her full name is Twig’gwain Hu’lya

The Adventure of Twig & Leaf

they are a duo reconnaissance team that goes to planets to see if they make viable ports or bases

They write pamphlets and pass them out to other Clones and Jedi

their pamphlets are:

How to Prevent STDS

Which Sunscreen for Which Planet

Sex: What is It?

How To Tell If You’re Allergic to Something

Allergies: Natures Way of Saying I HATE YOU

What Wild Animals Can You Pet & NOT Lose a Hand

their most popular is the one on petting wild animals

the std one just says “Wrap it before you tap it”

they are both asexual but everybody assumes their dating or at least karking.

Random: You two are dating right.

Leaf or Twig: Ummm

Random: How’s the sex? Wild right?

Leaf or Twig: The sex is great?

Random: Are you asking me or telling me?

Leaf or Twig: Telling?

help me i have no idea what i’m doing but i love them and i might just write crackfics of their  adventures and everybody thinking they’re dating when they are not.

mostly their adventures of writing their pamphlets lol

[rana-narmo]

OK but why do I feel like most of these pamphlets are written after they completely mess up on a mission.

Like “hey guys just go and deliver this vital information to this base on top of this mountain. There’s a super easy path to follow and you should have no problems.”

Five minutes in, one of them saw a cute animal and wandered off the path, the other followed and they got lost. Hijinks ensue and now they have a handy pamphlet on “how to use the orientation of the sun to find your way to your rendezvous point” and “how to figure out where you are if the planet you’re on has multiple sun’s” and “why you shouldn’t pet the cute newborn nerf calf, it may be worth it but it’s mother will chase you for miles and you’ll end up lost.”

Everyone thinks these two are hypercompetent but they really just keep getting into trouble and somehow getting out of it unscathed and with a great new pamphlet idea.

[actualanxiousswampwitch]

YES

this is EXACTLY what happens

except for the STD one, they just got lost on a very strange planet and walked into brothel. Helped the very lovely people in charge stop a gang from taking over and now there’s a pamphlet about gang violence and how paying protection money isn’t the best idea.

How you too can get free of Hutts

[rana-narmo]

Now I'm just imagining them ending up back on the brothel planet. At first everyone is really concerned with how well known these two are at a brothel and then here's the manager thanking them for their help and asking if the information they gave them helped. Nobody realises he means did it help them write a pamphlet and everybody is too afraid to ask.

The brothel now carries copies of their relevant pamphlets and hands the std one to anyone causing trouble followed swiftly by their second most popular pamphlet there: why you shouldn't try and start a fight in an enclosed space when you are extremely outnumbered and without a weapon.