Neverahhh

[rananabread]

Discord: rananabread69

Insta: Shadowhunters.are.awesome

Feel free to add me and talk away, these are where I'm the most active :3

[rananabread]

idk #i forgot

Is your life better now that I'm not in it?

Does your heart feel lighter without mine attached to it?

Do you sleep better without my overthinging, my questions, my too much heart?

Was I really that hard to hold?

Sometimes I wonder if losing me felt like relief.

I don't know if I even want the answer.

Because if your life is truely bettter without me in it, then what does that make me?

Something your survived?

Or something you're glas is gone?

[rananabread]

I have a confession: You still feel like home.

After everthing, all the silence, the distance, the pain, the time that folded itself between us.

You still feel like the safest place on earch.

I tell myself it's over. I rehearse the reasons, replay the memory of your goodbye, but none of it softens the truth:

You are still my home. And god, how I miss the haven we made in this hell of a life

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[emmcarstairs]

[hisinfernalvamp666]

Fag the fuck up bro

[rananabread]

im not theseus my name is joe

Joe when I get you 😑

[sl1myscarab]

JOE MAMA

[rananabread]

KYSSSS

[rananabread]

im not theseus my name is joe

Joe when I get you 😑

[rananabread]

I've come to make an announcement

Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his quilly hedgehog dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife. And he said his dick was "*this big*" and I said "That's disgusting.". So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter dot com.

SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT, THIS IS WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. 💥💥💥 THAT'S RIGHT BABY, NO POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG.

HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER.

I'M PISSING ON THE ***MOON***! 💥💥💥💥

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?? I PISSED ON THE *MOON* YOU IDIOT!!

YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DR-R-ROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

😑 keep yourself safe theseus

[rananabread]

homosexual WHORE

LIES AND SLANDER

*we ignore the bicep picture that keeps popping up when I open this to make a post*

[sl1myscarab]

.....

[rananabread]

Look, I'm just a girl :(

[rananabread]

gayass ho

NUHUH

[rananabread]

homosexual WHORE

LIES AND SLANDER

*we ignore the bicep picture that keeps popping up when I open this to make a post*

[rananabread]

fact got

I'm going to spam you with hobama memes for this

[torisdietlemoonade]

Genuinely why do I feel so left out?

[rananabread]

It's crazy how much can change in a year. This time last year I was staying up late just to make sure you wouldn't feel alone, now I stay up late wondering if you regret your choice

[gemstonesweetheart]

I need either affection or attention or a baseball bat to the temple. Whichever happens first

[greelin]

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you