★ 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖉 ☆

— ★/ @ im mentally an old man﹙𝒥 ﹚. [My blog isn't fully SFW]

[bouchard00]

𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 ☆

𝐄𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲. . .

DNI: homophobes, transphobes, terfs, zionists, endos, zoophiles, islamophobes, racists, ableists, xenophobes, pregnant people

Name: ★ 𝕭𝖔𝖚𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖉 ☆ / Jacob Bouchard

Random: 5'4" or 162.56cm, ENTP

Pronouns: He/him

Nationality: Japanese American

Ethnicity: White, Japanese, French, German

Uhhhh idk: FTM, Bisexual, hyper/ace flux, ⤵️

- (t4 all, cis and trans)

Languages: English, Français

Tags: #bouchard

Music: • Country • French • Most played

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------ 𝐂'𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐚 𝐯𝐢𝐞! ------

[riseofthecommonwoodpile]

you make one fucking post where the point is “women are encouraged to develop disordered eating from a very young age and that impacts how we view the ‘natural’ size and shape of women” and too many reblogs later i am being accused of saying short people wouldn’t exist if they ate better growing up. i’m sorry but if you genuinely think i was saying that you are just a buffoon. i cannot and will not sanction your buffoonery.

[snorlaxatives]

i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed

[kaiyves-backup]

[afurioushawk]

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

[oohyuck]

Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?

[chronicsymptomsyndrome]

*displays textbook symptomatic behavior of my own disorder that I am well educated on* what’s my deal why am I like this

[bouchard00]

[bouchard00]

We're no strangers to loveYou know the rules and so do IA full commitment's what I'm thinking ofYou wouldn't get this from any other guyI just wanna tell you how I'm feelingGotta make you understandNever gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbyeNever gonna tell a lie and hurt youWe've known each other for so longYour heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say itInside, we both know what's been going onWe know the game, and we're gonna play itAnd if you ask me how I'm feelingDon't tell me you're too blind to seeNever gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbyeNever gonna tell a lie and hurt youNever gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbyeNever gonna tell a lie and hurt youOoh (Give you up)Ooh-ooh (Give you up)Ooh (Never gonna give, never gonna give)Give you upOoh-ooh (Never gonna give, never gonna give)Give you upWe've known each other for so longYour heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say itInside, we both know what's been going onWe know the game, and we're gonna play itI just wanna tell you how I'm feelingGotta make you understandNever gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbyeNever gonna tell a lie and hurt youNever gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbyeNever gonna tell a lie and hurt youNever gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbyeNever gonna tell a lie and hurt youNever gonna give you upNever gonna let you downNever gonna run around and desert youNever gonna make you cryNever gonna say goodbyeNever gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Guys wtf 😭

[hisinfernalvamp666]

Fag the fuck up bro

[still-trying-to-be-horny]

Sensory play but it's just me touching you with cheese puff fingers.

[seven-winged-liar]

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

[redstonedust]

i guess DNI lists do work in the sense that sometimes i see a user with a DNI full of so many crazy specific discourse topics and opinions that i immediately think "this person is extremely exhausting to be around and/or fourteen years old" and lose all desire to follow them. so like. it did its job. in a way.

[clickrtrained]

i do unironically think that if all this internet age restriction stuff hit when i was a kid i would Not be alive rn

like just saying

[targetedknowledge]

[civilbedrest]

waiter, waiter! some more life in my eyes please?