Serendipity

Fangirl, shipper, fic writer. Me on AO3 Haven, Bones, Arrow, XF, NCIS LA, etc.

[toruandmidori]

[camelidae]

If you’ve been wondering why getting a dragon as your wizardly familiar is so often discouraged, please understand that it isn’t so much that alchemical experiments and curious dragons don’t mix, it’s that they WANT to mix SO badly.

[flowers-in-book]

The older I get, the stayer I home.

[thememedaddy]

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[quendergeer]

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens

[what-even-is-thiss]

You’d think that once you finally get long term access to a cat and your yearning to have cat access is fulfilled that you’d become slightly less obsessed with seeing people’s cats but no if anything it gets worse

[cryptidjeepers]

just watched a star trek episode about a planet that relied so heavily on it's computer system that they all forgot the basics of their own knowledge. and that allowed them to miss the fact that they were being posioned with radiation and nearly ending their civilization. because they couldn't use their own knowledge to figure things out. i bring this up for no reason in particular

[sunsetbuddie]

hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

[chkq]

this picture of a chip pan oil fire from the wikimedia cookbook is so strikingly sublime

[teaboot]

Carry on my wayward son

[salvadorbonaparte]

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

[ashlgcostumes]

Tag via @bluehairedspidey and vocabulary updated

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

[selfundiagnosed]

[savahnahhallow]

Unrestrained summer fun

[nattousan]

* crazy tire-screeching noises*

[sevserez]

Soup incident

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[depsidase]

[jabberwockypie]

Something I'm mulling over after a conversation with two different friends on separate but similar situations:

You do eventually have to realize that you can't save your family.

No, listen to me.

You can not save your family.

If you're from the particular kind of dysfunctional family I am, you're going "Maybe that's true of other people. Not me, though. If I try hard enough and sacrifice my own needs enough I can save them."

You might love them, you might feel obligated to them, you might want to fix them. But you can't save them, and if you try you can destroy yourself. You can tear yourself apart, and it still won't work.

The only person who can make that choice is them. They have to make that decision, and then they need to keep making it, because change isn't something you choose once. It's something you have to choose over and over again. You need to figure out how to be okay with it if they choose "no".

Your job is to save you.

[fairycosmos]

getting older is funny because characters you used to look up to and see as very established and grown up people are like 29