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[pcuaccount]

It’s so funny when fics make Grace unintentionally nsfw to eridians. That being soft, leaky, curious abt touching, etc is all inappropriate behavior. Imagine you send ur best men to space and in a beautiful but dangerous journey they save the stars and the lone survivor returns with alien Jessica rabbit

[ravenclairee]

CONNOR STORRIE at the Heated Rivalry Premiere in Montreal (November 23, 2025)

[hollzy-baby]

I do think Connor & Hudson are very professional & obviously care so so much - but day 1 on the set I do think Jacob Tierney probably has to smack them both down a bit via a series of emotionally wrenching scenes on a tight schedule

[ooooooh]

The first official communication from Erid to Earth is a message from Rocky asking for child support. They left a baby, only in its 30s, on his doorstep. Of course, he’s thankful; he loves the baby. But also, can he get some resources? The biodome uses a lot of resources and Grace WAS theirs first, so it’s completely fair to ask.

[bobjackjackson]

I wonder what Rocky's reaction to hearing that Grace eats eggs. I feel like it would go something like this:

Grace and Rocky on their way to Erid and Grace is down to eating just coma slury and taumeba

Grace moarnfully staring at his bowl of taumeba soup: I miss eggs. I would love an omelet right now.

Rocky: Eggs, question? Grace have eggs on Earth, question? Grace parent, question?! Also what is omelet, question?

Grace: No no no, Rock I'm not a parent, I miss eating eggs.

Rocky freezes: GRACE EAT UNBORN BABIES, QUESTION!?!?!?!

And Grace has to try explain that he eats infertilized chicken eggs.

Rocky: So human eat eggs of animal that do not hatch, question? So no eat animal babies, question?

Grace starts sweating thinking about lamb: Yup, not in the slightest.

[hailmarysuggest]

Ilyukhina: *looking at Grace’s newest funny shirt* Oh, I like your top, Grace.

Carl and Stratt: Thanks.

Grace: …I don’t think I can explain 😞

Ilyukhina: That’s okay, I assumed they were passing you like a blunt anyways.

[introvertathome]

So, I'm rereading Project Hail Mary (shocker if you look at my blog at all, I know /s) and I'm dying because I completely forgot about the line of Grace talking about beating his kids parents with a sock of coins

To quote the book:

"Besides, if I had a nickel for every time I wanted to smack a kid's parents for not teaching them even the most basic things... well... I'd have enough nickels to put in a sock and smack those parents with it."

Grace is far from a pacifist y'all

[spr0cketz]

Decided to take a stab at one of these because they just crack me up!

[sukig2]

I love the headcanon that once back on Erid, Rocky refuses to give up the astrophage solution until his starving dying alien friend is safe.

It's even funnier to think that he never told Grace about this.

Picture this.

Grace, recording a video diary for future human visitors or something:

"Oh boy, and the ERIDIANS are some of the nicest people you'll ever meet! They've done so much for me, I can't even put into words how grateful I am! Once we arrived on Erid, their top priority was saving my life despite the fact that their planet was dying! Me, a stranger, someone who doesn't even belong here! They went above and beyond for me, and all just because they're SUCH amazing, caring people. Right, Rock?"

Rocky, having flashbacks to the time he yelled "STAY THE FUCK BACK, NO YOU CAN'T HAVE THE TAUMOEBA! WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY? ALIEN ISN'T PRIORITY? FUCK YOU! ROCKY WILL KEEP TAUMOEBA FOR HIMSELF! ROCKY WILL BLOW UP ALL OF ERID! ROCKY WILL....":

"....sure."

[ouroborosorder]

Shoutouts to the time I had a severe fever and took benedryl and wanted to listen to feel good inc but couldn’t remember the name. I think I was crying over this

[prettyboyilyarozanov]

so anyways hudson is amazing and deserves nothing but sunshine and rainbows and flowers

[burymecherry]

okay more on fat baby “bear cub” shane i’m absolutely crying thinking about baby shane being absolutely baffled that yuna and david always find his pocket berries!!! he hides them so well does he not?!? when they ask him to his face if he has stuff in his pockets he says no!! he shakes his little head!!! he makes sure to only sneak them in his mouth when they aren’t looking!! (he does not realize there are berry stains leaking through his pants)

[giveemhales]

Broke: Ilya is chaotic and unhinged as captain of the Centaurs and Shane has to rein him in when he joins.

Woke: Ilya is chaotic and unhinged as captain of the Centaurs only after Shane joins. He is experiencing a level of joy he has never felt before and is finally letting himself have fun on the ice. He’s performing for Shane like a dog doing tricks, but the tricks are just him being a menace. Shane is actively egging ilya on 90% of the time.

Bespoke: Shane is chaotic and unhinged when he joins the Centaurs and Ilya has to rein him in. This is the first time in years he isn’t a captain and now that he’s free of the burden and able to let ilya take the lead, he’s having the time of his life (the only reason Ilya is reining him in is because they both are obsessed with Ilya using his captain voice on him)

[creekfiend]

thing I am proud of: when the doctor started going on a weird rant about long covid not being real I paused and listened to his nonsense for a bit and then very calmly said, in a polite and curious tone, "you don't believe in post-viral illness?" and he like. stammered a bunch and was like OH WELL I'M NOT SAYING -- I DON'T...I just think ..! and backpedaled awkwardly while I just sat there like :3c interesting :3c thank you so much for clarifying your stance on this :3c

[creekfiend]

an important skill for chronically ill people to develop is the ability to treat the doctor as though they are simply a person you are interviewing to find out how much they know about your condition.

[nightmare-from-heaven]

Holy shit op this is LITERALLY in the book 'Never Split The Difference: Negotiating as if Your Life Depends On It'. Written by a guy who did hostage negotiation and then tried doing business negotiation, and mopped the floor with industry experts.

I'm fortunate enough to have a primary care doctor who knows about hEDS, but it's occurring to me that the skills in this book could be medically life changing for chronically ill folks of all kinds. Like. Literally a matter of life and death, especially for BIPOC and/or fat and/or young people who are having their issues dismissed.

[creekfiend]

HMMM interesting!! will have to check this out

[mrshollander]

Headcannon: Don't tell Yuna, but once when Shane was a baby, they ran out of aquaphor and David didn't notice until after he gave Shane his bath. So, instead, he melted some full fat butter and buttered them rolls up. Yuna didn't notice until she saw Shane licking himself.

Sorry 😭 this one's a little insane.

[totearup]

Jackie is aware that Hayden is continuing to be a dick about Ilya, and she's kind of at a loss about how to deal with it, because he won't listen to her. Or he does, but only for a little while and then he snaps back into his weird intense disapproval. (She is honestly terrified about what is going to happen when their girls bring someone home if this is some kind of foreshadowing. It's both "no one is good enough for him" and "stop stealing my things" and all of it is bad and infantilizing of a man who is basically their age)

She's not surprised to get a phone call from Shane after the two of them were supposed to meet for lunch. She sighs down the phone line. The nanny has the kids at the park, so she's just been clicking through some options for dinner on her phone. "Hey Shane. I'm guessing it didn't go well."

"He called Ilya a fuck boy who doesn't know how good he has it before we got our food." Shane says. His tone is fighting for evenness, but she can hear his frustration and actual hurt underneath.

She blows out a breath, but knows better than to apologize. She's not responsible for her idiot husband after all, as Shane protests whenever she tries. "So he was in really good form huh?"

"I'm also guessing he didn't tell you that he knew JJ was trying to surprise me with a blind date hook up and that he was helping JJ pick guys I might like?"

She blinks at the wall, and slowly says, "What the fuck."

"Yeah." Shane says, sounding so tired.

She doesn't know what to say anymore, and shakes her head, "I'll talk to him again."

"Actually," Shane says, sounding kind of hesitant, "I had an idea I wanted to run by you." And then he's tripping over himself in his usual Shane flood of words. "It's probably a stupid idea that'll just make him mad actually so maybe I should just let it all go it's really not that bad -"

"Shane" she interrupts, "tell me the idea."

He blows out a slow breath that crackles over the phone line. He sounds only a little hesitant when he starts talking again, "It occurred to me today that a lot of the stuff he was saying about Ilya could also describe you." She blinks again, and Shane continues, "I mean I know we joke around sometimes about you two meeting in a club and you did that a lot right before you met Hayden, like Ilya did. And obviously there's nothing wrong with that!" Shane is quick to say, "I don't think so anyway, and obviously neither does Hayden really, except when he can use it against Ilya -"

It's very true, what Shane is saying. While she'd been in college she'd gone to bars and clubs very regularly and enjoyed herself throughly. She'd always known she wanted to settle down eventually and have a bunch of kids (goal achieved) but that had never stopped her from enjoying herself. It's how she'd ended up in the club where she met Shane and Hayden, and how she'd been confident enough to go talk to them. And there's not one part of her that's ashamed of it.

(She has never told either Shane or Hayden that she originally approached them with the intention of talking to Shane, who had awkwardly directed her to Hayden instead. But if her husband continues to be an asshole maybe she should mention that.)

"Shane" she asks, cutting off what is surely the start of another flood of words, "are you asking me my permission to call me a club rat to my husband next time he insults your boyfriend?"

There's a hesitant pause "... yes?"

"That is fucking hilarious. Please do."

[mrshollander]

Fat Baby Shane scenario headcanon:

A young David Hollander (who is so sexy!!!), had just had his first big promotion, being internally deployed from a mid-class job at Health Canada to a higher-class job at the Treasury Board of Canada as a policy analyst, coming with not only a pay raise but a new cushy office!

To celebrate, his new bosses invite him to a celebratory dinner, and instruct him to bring his family and introduce them.

So, of course, Yuna and David bring their little shanebug. Their prized possession. He gets forcibly stuffed into nice khakis and a button up. He hates it, but what baby/young toddler doesn't hate fancy clothes?

They get there slightly late because Shanebug did not want to get up from snuggle-time and threw quite the tantrum, and David's bosses, who are mostly old men with grand babies, find him just adorable. They're all taking turns holding him and pinching his cheeks, but Shane just wants to return to his father's lap. He doesn't like strangers holding him for more than five minutes. Furthermore, he would not sit in the crappy restaurant high chair. David awkwardly laughs it off, slightly embarrassed that his baby was being so pouty at dinner and held him in his lap.

The food comes, Yuna and David didn't order Shane any because he's a baby. He'll just have a bottle later before bed ☺️ (wishful thinking, really.).

There's the usual boring conversion topics. 'How's your wife?' 'Oh, great, how's your wife?' 'Oh, great. How are your kids?' 'Oh, great. How are your kids?' 'Oh, you know. College. Oldest is getting married in about 5 month.'

But it's around fifteen minutes in when David realizes some of the men keep glancing over, not at him, but at Shane. And that Yuna is holding in giggles?

David looked down to see about half of his salmon filet was... missing? Weird. He looks a bit further down to see his little -well, no- Shanebug with two fistfulls of his salmon and a half-chewed mouthful of it.

"Shane!" David exclaims. "Bug, no. You're not supposed to be eating solids." He gently scolds, trying to remove the salmon from Shane's fists.

Shane squirms and kicks his legs, stuffing another fistful into his mouth.

David's bosses laugh, a rich person laugh. The laugh of men who play golf and drink top shelf whiskey.

"Really? Because it looks like he eats solids." One of them jokes, leading to more laughter. How embarrassing, David thinks.

"Dada... Sa-mom." Shane says, looking up at David with teary eyes and a pout that says, 'but daddy, I'm starving' in no words.

David, embarrassingly, buckles immediately and let's Shane eat over half of his salmon. Shane would've eaten more if Yuna didn't stop him. Afterwards, Shane slept like a rock all night long. And, I mean, a win is a win!

Lmk what you guys think! ❤️