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animentality

recreationaldivorce

dude today a customer brought me a birthday card and asked me "is this a girl birthday card or a unisex birthday card? I thought it was unisex but when I scanned it at the self-checkout it said girl birthday card." the birthday card was just a bunch of balloons with the text "happy birthday". and then when I was like "i dunno I think that's just the official name of the card on our system I'm sure a boy would be happy with the card" the customer was like "well if it is a girl birthday card can you tell me if this other birthday card is unisex or for girls? if the other card is unisex I'd like to exchange the girl birthday card for the unisex one". Like what. You can look at the cards. With your eyeballs. You are holding them both you can see them and decide whether or not you want the card. What the fuck are you talking about why are you asking me this

cyberpriestess

my autistic ass never understood the obsession people had over strict gendering of stuff and all these different rules. and now I'm trans and free and loving life !

a couple of my co-workers are pregnant and were talking about what colour to paint the baby's room and I had to restrain myself so hard from saying anything at all. they're good people, just caught in the web of gender essentialist bs that most cis people are

jenatwork

The bizarre rules that some Cisgender™ people will impose, not only in themselves, but on everyone else, never fail to astound me. Back when I worked in a charity shop, I got asked at least once a week if a bag, a scarf, a hat, whatever, was "for women or men", and almost every time I would answer, "it's for people - if you like it and you can afford it, then it's for you" and the number of people who put things back because they were still wary of wearing something that wasn't for their gender was ridiculous.

One time we got a corporate donation which included about 200 white baby bibs, all with the same embroidered design of alphabet blocks in blue thread. I put them in a rummage box marked at 5 for £1, and for every customer who bought some, there would be at least one other customer who asked, "have you got any for girls?" Telling them, "yes, those can be worn by girls" was like speaking gibberish - several people told me, out loud, in the year 2018, "they're blue, they're for boys".

I once had a customer ask if we had any bandanas because she wanted one for her dog. I pointed to some in the Accessories section, and she looked at them and said, "no, they've got flowers on and he's a boy dog". I think I had a full-on Bernard Black moment and just crumpled forward on to the counter.

Only once that I remember did someone actually listen to what I said. A chap brought some plain black loafers to the counter and asked if they were for men or women. I must have been tired or something, because I just blurted out, "fashion knows no gender" before I could think of a more customer service-appropriate response. He looked thoughtful, then pulled out his wallet to pay for them. Two weeks later, he was back at the counter to pay for a pair of purple sequinned slippers. He told me, "fashion knows no gender" with a smile. I hope, wherever that customer is, that they are still enjoying their purple sequinned slippers.

iibislintu

"Gender is a fanatical cult, demanding blind obedience to mostly unwritten, unagreed-upon rules, regulations, and qualifications." -Kate Bornstein

whats-this-mustelid

I just think that 'animals are living intelligent creatures that have feelings and deserve to be respected' and 'when done properly farming is beneficial to both people and animals and there's nothing wrong with raising and killing animals for food, clothing, and other products' are concepts that very much can and should coexist

hamletisintown

You cannot remove yourself from the natural cycle of life and death.

mermen

add another clove of garlic im not driving

milkovichy

#you're doing amazing sweetie

teathattast

You mean I'm not the only one seeing this?

mizgnomer

Parallels - Good Omens Seasons One & Two - Part One

evilphone

take his ass to margaritaville

bagelbarr0n

In honor of Jimmy Buffet’s passing. Take his ass to margaritaville one last time

3liza

fyi

3liza

this post has been up for five hours and has two notes. i think tumblr shitcanned it because it has pictures of women wearing bras on it. very cool. no censorship message, just vanishing it

artyphex

Rusty Quill I am nowhere NEAR being done with Good Omens 2 you cannot drop this on me now it is medically dangerous

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN

guardian-of-soho

Still stuck on how Aziraphale ate that meat like he was starving. Like he’d been starved for millennia, and he hadn’t even known it, because he’d never once been fed. But we know they don’t have to eat (nor sleep, etc.), so what he’d been starved for is pleasure. Being present in his body, feeling the joys and longings it could feel. Understanding what taste buds were made for. He hadn’t known; he’d never learned to miss it.

Now imagine what a kiss has done to him.

allthestarscantfillalifetime

Imagine what a kiss can create: a sensation of intimacy with the other person, of emotional rawness, the raw honesty stripped of all pretending to be just colleagues, human connection, emotional bonding etc. They might be supernatural beings but they also inhabit human bodies and have for millennias, that kind of thing is bound to shape the entity into the shape it inhabits. After all... “Form shapes nature”.

astrangertomykin

I posted these thoughts last season

and just the actual idea of Crowley crashing on Jane's couch just knowing her as a spy and not a novelist accidentally becoming the inspiration for P&P is hilarious meanwhile Aziraphale is somewhere hanging on edge for the latest publication to come out

didyouserviceoberon

Okay this might be my favorite theory ever.

Forget foreshadowing and the meaning of whatever minute thing we fixate on in some random scene (though I accept that a great many of those things aren’t that minute, and the given scene isn’t necessarily that random.)

Just the idea that Crowley inspired P&P and that Aziraphale went nuts for his own love story without even knowing it. I fucking LOVE this idea so hard.