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No, not really. I just figured you'd appreciate being all snug and comfy. It'll help you slip into trance! ^x^

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"Did you really have to strap me down for this hypnosis session?"
No, not really. I just figured you'd appreciate being all snug and comfy. It'll help you slip into trance! ^x^
Humans are adorable.
Supporting evidence:
1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.
2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring
3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!
4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.
5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.
6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!
7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!
8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!
9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!
10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated
11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc
12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks
( @plushmakerarson showed me this and I had to track it down and reblog it because aaaaaa so true ^x^)
Told you I would reblog it too! :3
Truth is, I...
Original by Shouka Kunren: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/146568358
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reblog if gay
gonna see how far this goes without any tags.
forgot to update
was at the homeless shelter for 1 month got kicked out dad came to pick me up expected him to have the "company and house" he said he had he had a company entirely on paper and a trailer in the woods 1 month later he rents a house tho no utilities and insulation is fucked he slowly got his company up, then we ran out of money (little work + very low money) he dropped the company and got a motel room for 2 weeks moved north to a different state now at a hotel again hoping he gets a job otherwise we are prob fucked
Update
3 day notice is in and are losing a vast majority of stuff T^T got a suitcase which is prob the most i can bring
further update: friend is gonna pick me up Sat and ima live with her for the foreseeable future mom cant come due to trip going out of network for her cancer brother will be couch surfing even if the money doesnt help me do please donate to the link in my first msg shes going to a homeless shelter and i want to make sure see is ok
i cant stay but at least her mom is allowing me to store my stuff for a while, least i still wont lose everything still any help to the gofund me would be loved still
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Update
3 day notice is in and are losing a vast majority of stuff T^T got a suitcase which is prob the most i can bring
further update: friend is gonna pick me up Sat and ima live with her for the foreseeable future mom cant come due to trip going out of network for her cancer brother will be couch surfing even if the money doesnt help me do please donate to the link in my first msg shes going to a homeless shelter and i want to make sure see is ok
Update
3 day notice is in and are losing a vast majority of stuff T^T got a suitcase which is prob the most i can bring
https://gofund.me/8f5aeca7
Would really love some extra money we are behind on bills, 1/3 have a job 2nd is looking for the last 3 months with no luck and really dont want to end up homeless. anything helps. (im the one in the 4th pic of it helps ig)
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New superhero: Crime Man.
He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.
The Punisher does this and the crime is murder
The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.
So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)
No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.
*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money! *Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!
I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME
BUT BETTER
He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there.
Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station
shirt and pants with horizontal black and white stripes
A black domino mask
A dark grey wool hat
a big sack with a dollar sign on it where he stores his gadgets
a yellow sash reading “CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS”
I drew fanart
did I get it right?
Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.
Check out this amazing Crime Man comic by @micaxiii
You do the crime, you get the crime.
The plan is working!
HE LOOKS LIKE THE QUOTE ‘Be Gay Do Crimes”
He is gay, and does crimes.
Crime Man strikes again
I like Crime man
And Crime Man likes you too
¿ what are his Powers?
Resourcefulness, audacity, and a sense of humor.
By the way, Crime Man lives in Florida.
op i respect you but absolutely no part of this post required clarification that crime man lives in florida. that was already understood.
This is one of those posts that you stop what you’re doing and read it to your partner(s)
Read the story on AO3 to them as well while you’re at it.
He’s the hero we didn’t need and didn’t know we wanted.
just a reminder that Trans rights are human rights!
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Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.
REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.
We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.
including the weird weird trannies
is your blog a safe space for freaks, deviants, cringe failgirls, transfems you find personally annoying, transfems who are Loud and Opinionated, is it safe for all of us ?
Only thing not allowed on my blog is fish filthy water breathers.
Who didn't tell me Apollo was a femboy?!??! Along with Artemis being a tomboy too?!?
This is an induction meant to relax you and help you be obedient. It will not work for everyone but if you specifically don’t want to be put under, you’ve been warned.
Cw: Induction, mindless reblogging, themes of submission
Just relax. Start by taking some deep breaths for me, okay? Breathe in, hold, breathe out, and just let all that tension you’ve been building up drift away.
Breathe in, hold, breathe out, relax, and just let go. There’s nothing to worry about, nothing to fear. Everything is good. Everything is great. Just breathe in, hold, breathe out, and relax. Breathe in, hold, breathe out, relax.
You are good. You are doing very well. Everything feels so good. Let your body go, let all the tension in your muscles go, don’t hold on to anything as you breathe in, hold, breathe out, and relax.
Let your shoulders drop, your jaw loosen, your eyes grow heavy. Your mind is getting fuzzy and your body feels so good as you breathe in, hold, breathe out, and relax. Breathe in, hold, breathe out, relax, and let your mind just
drip
drip
drip away
Imagine your head as a faucet and your thoughts as the water. Every time you “drip”, feel your thoughts draining from your head as you
drip
drip
drip away
Breathe in, hold, breathe out, relax, and just
drip
drip
drip
drip
There’s nothing to worry, there’s nothing to fear. You feel so good. You feel so relaxed as you
drip
drip
drip
drip
There’s nothing but my drip words. My words make you calm. My drip words make you happy. My words make you
drip
drip
drip
drip
Just breathe in, hold, breathe out, relax,
drip
drip
drip
You feel like you’re floating on drip a cloud, everything is so good. You are so relaxed. You are so submissive. You
drip
drip
drip
You want to feel this good always. My words make you feel this good. You want to obey my words. You want to
drip
drip
drip
drip
Just breathe in, hold, breathe out, relax, and let the last of your thoughts just
drip
drip
drip
…
drip..
dr…ip
dri…p
DROP
You are mindless. You are empty. You feel so good. Nothing matters anymore but my words. Nothing matters but obeying. You feel so good when you obey. It is good to be obedient. You get rewarded when you’re obedient with feelings of pleasure. You love how my words make you feel when you obey.
Sink deeper into my words, deeper into your trance, let my words be the only thoughts in your head. Nothing else matters but my words and your obedience. You want to be so good, so obedient, such a good hypnodoll. You want to share this feeling with everyone you know.
You are going to like and reblog this induction, with the note “I am a good hypnodoll, I love to obey”. Don’t focus on spelling, don’t let yourself think anything but my words, just let your fingers type as they fall, let your body move on its own. You will feel a rush of pleasure as soon as you hit send.
Only read on after you’ve reblogged this induction
Such a good girl.
You are good. You are obedient. You love being an obedient hypnodoll.
In a moment, I’m going to bring you up. I’m going to count from 3 to 1, then say “awake” in all caps. When I do, you will feel relaxed and more refreshed than before. You will feel the urge to submit, a pleasant feeling to the idea of being obedient. You will be so happy you found this induction.
When I and only I type the words “drop down” in all caps, you will return to this trance, mindless, obedient, happy.
3
2
1
AWAKE
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I’ve enjoyed our time together in lala land, good little doll, and hope you have as well. I hope to hear from you very soon
iamagoodhypnoodaolli love to obeyys
miapede :D