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Stretch so good that you make the sluttiest whimpers and malfunction for a few seconds while you reboot
I cannot be normal about the name of this store anymore..
Like, it's just the word, not even as a statement. They're testing the waters. If you’re a seed, they'll find you.
Trans women are women. Pass it on.
Trans women are women. Pass it on.
Trans women are women.
Pass it on.
Trans women are women. Pass it on,
if you:
love getting cuddled
sleepy all the time
do not feel like an adult
very good at standing still
can make a pretty good squeaking noise
you're a plushie!!!
Affini before and after changing their shape to appear more relatable and appealing to an adorable little pet species.
reblogging for reference purposes. Unfortunately my ADHD will probably still prevent anything from happening. But who knows, maybe one day I'll function and remember this exists
I have this spot on my back that's really weak to affection.. you give me pats there and I'll be making silly little moans and gasps.
Good luck getting to it. I'm tall, and don't expose my back to people often.
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is this how you hypnotize a win95 robotgirl?
It's moving and I'm struggling to look away 😵💫
when I get bored, I do crappy art... What if I had a badge maker? well I'd make sketchy badges, of course.
Do you view the word "dude" as gendered?
Do you view the word "dude" as gendered?
Yes
No
Yes! Don't call a girl dude
Do you view the word "dude" as gendered?
Yes (transfem)
Yes (not transfem)
No (transfem)
No (not transfem)
lets add just the tiniest bit of nuance
People should just start carrying around clickers and occasionally click them in public to locate trained puppygirls (I'm purely recommending this so that people can meet puppygirls and definitely not because I'm addicted to clickers :3)
A friend has a squeaker, from a squeaky toy, that she hides in her pocket (or bra, when no pocket).
I think she's worked out that she can get all the puppy girls to follow her with a squeak. The power she holds is immense.
Yea yea yea wanna fuck her brains out but I also want to lay on top of her like a big dog and just lay there as she’s on her phone
um.. yus pls.
The only correct way to talk to transbians:
Compliment them immediately. Doesn’t matter if it’s their outfit, their voice, their eyes—just make sure they know they’re hot. Bonus points if they get flustered.
Use their yearnings as a second language. If you’re not at least a little dramatic about how breathtakingly beautiful they are and how you’d absolutely perish if they so much as brushed their fingers against your cheek, are you even trying?
Tease them just enough to make them squirm. A little playful banter, a well-placed “Oh? You like that?” and suddenly they’re blushing and looking away, which is exactly the desired outcome.
Be gay. Be so gay. Every sentence should be at least 30% flirting, 50% sapphic pining, and 20% sheer lesbian chaos.
Remind them they’re gorgeous, wanted, and absolutely irresistible. Because they are. And they should know it.
“what radicalised you?” basic empathy
it’s so frustrating that it isn’t blatantly obvious to everyone
I'm not tired of being nice, I'm tired of everyone else being mean.
There’s a kind of girl that you can become
Yes you
what kind?
No. Seriously, what kind?
“you need to go outside and touch grass” yeah well you need to say “good girl” and give headpats
boy who hates photos to girl who's camera roll is full of selfies pipeline
and the selfies are just silly little things like this:
smol blåhaj.
So pre transition I liked being gently stroked anywhere but the dysphoria spot (generally between the legs). Especially with finger tips. Like super gentle scritches.
It was a nice, slight tickle sensation.
I hadn't tried for a while (many reasons), but tonight just started exploring..
Oh god. Some spots just echo through my entire body.
The top of my thigh? Delicious shivers down my leg.
The base of my back, and my waist? My toes twitch.
Someone else needs to experiment on me because the pleasure is making me tense up and shiver in delight.