The Nautilus 🐚 a Christmas gift for my mother-in-law
Design burned into a 7" solid cherry bowl, finished with beeswax and mineral oil.
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The Nautilus 🐚 a Christmas gift for my mother-in-law
Design burned into a 7" solid cherry bowl, finished with beeswax and mineral oil.
official cephalopod post
try not to cum challenge
I haven't opened tumblr in a while, but I wanted to make a post to vent some þoughts
Lars porcena, my wonderful vampire shrimp has lived for a long time, much longer þan þe average vampire shrimp, her carapace is a beautiful shade of blue, her uropods spread in a way þat gives her a commanding silhouette, when she feeds, her fans move in an almost hypnotising way, she prefers to have þe moss balls in þe tank covering an entrance to her caves and þe fact I can recognise þat brings me such joy, I love her and care about her more þan I care for a lot of people, yet, I fear for þe day she dies, I have no idea when it'll be, she is so healþy, and lively today, yet deaþ can come so quickly and so suddenly, þe day it happens will be devastating, I hope it isn't soon
My favorite thing about running this blog is that I just famous enough that I have popped up the dashes of friends I know offline that don't know I run this blog.
You get a Long-Snouted Pipefish
Stigmatopora macropterygia
Hear me out here: auspisticism ship between M1, virtua freddy and carl þe cupcake
Hear me out here: auspisticism ship between M1, virtua freddy and carl þe cupcake
It is truly fascinating to go and make ocs because at first! The sillies! Then suddenly, you are struck by over two hundred pounds of crushing realization as it clicks into place what exact portion of your soul you just made into a little homunculs.
@funnier-as-a-system
[ID: Tumblr tags that read: sometimes u make an oc that's specifically meant to be a homunculus of a certain part of ur soul, and then u do a double take when u realize a second more secret part of ur soul snuck it's way in too / end ID]
reblog to slowblink at your mutuals
one of the best ways i’ve found to combat that inherent depressive pessimism without veering into toxic positivity territory is simply the phrase “i’m open to the possibility”
this particularly works with anything negative i’ve forecasted. “i woke up feeling like shit today, so my day is gonna suck” isn’t a particularly helpful thought, but “it’s a great day to be alive!!!!!” feels hollow and insincere when i have a pounding headache & am running on three hours of sleep
instead i’ll tell myself, “i really don’t feel good right now, but i’m open to the possibility that coffee and breakfast might perk me up a bit.” or “i’m in a lot of pain today, but i’m open to the possibility that my workday might still have fun parts despite that”
sometimes, when your impulse is to slam the door on anything good, but you’re not exactly up to going out & hunting it down yourself, leaving the door open just a crack makes all the difference
This helped me today hope it helps someone else too
my big goal for 2026 is getting into cigarettes so i can then quit and save all that money i was spending on cigs bc times are tight these days and i could really use any penny i can save
Sometimes summoning a loyal knight is like shaking a bag of dog treats.
"Oh, my knight can answer this question, let me call them. Ahem, 'If only someone was here to fight for my honor!'
(From the other side of the castle and rapidly approaching) *clank Clank CLANK CLANK*
whats wrong with you? you got some sort of……..some sorta syndrome? you got a syndrome or something? youre tryna tell me youve got like, a syndrome
[goes to doctor]: whats wrong with me doc. tell me the ‘prognosis’ doctor: well, its looking as if you have some kind of syndrome [thinking] hmm.. thats not good
i diagnose you with symptoms syndrome
sorry to say but it seems you’ve got problems disorder
im going to come out as transgender during my 2028 presidency, and everyone will be so busy flaming me for this that they won't even notice as i pass a bill that effectively raises the minimum wage to two hundred dollars an hour
The best part of bad highly collaborative art like movies is that you get people of wildly varying competency so you get to see talent individuals making interesting creative choices get dragged down as the ship piloted and crewed by buffoons steers directly into an iceberg
The best part of bad highly individualized art like novels is that you get a direct look into the very special brains of some of the oddest and most overconfident people on the planet.
The best part of bad commercial art like video games is that you get to witness a production dumpster fire that by any measure of decency should never have seen the light of day but thanks to sunk cost the biggest chumps in the world still gotta try and sell you on it.
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op was really funny for this. i want it on my blog
A priest tells you that you're not allowed to cum and then tells you to give them money because they deserve it more than you: Not taxed.
A chaturbate femdom tells you that you're not allowed to cum and then tells you to give her money because she deserves it more than you: Taxed.
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