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[random-peasant]

What should I pick for a pfp? I just made this rp blog on a whim yesterday... still haven't quite decided where it's going...

[random-peasant]

Is that dead dragon corpse that fell on my crops taxable??

[random-peasant]

The peasant urge to loot the castle with an angry mob

#AllNoblesAreBastards

[random-peasant]

I'm actually so pissed I'm gonna go scrub laundry in the creek about it. slap slap slap

[random-peasant]

"Will the prince notice when our hands brush? Will the prince tie his favour on my lance?" Will HIS HIGHNESS stop FUCKING HIS KNIGHTS and LOWER MY FUCKING TAXES!!!

[random-peasant]

Think I can disassemble my house before the censuswoman gets here?

[random-peasant]

The entire tavern can hear the rhythmic jingling of bells upstairs. Knight and jester think they're being soooo discrete

[random-peasant]

I walk into the tavern and a mead mug goes flying past my ear

#FirstDayAsATavernWench

[random-peasant]

Someone yelled "I'm inpregnable!" And now two very suspiciously princess-looking women are brawling on the floor

[random-peasant]

Wait no. Impreganble is getting fucked now. She keeps saying "not what I meant!!" but it's kinda turning into "nawamamahhh"

[random-peasant]

I walk into the tavern and a mead mug goes flying past my ear

#FirstDayAsATavernWench

[random-peasant]

Someone yelled "I'm inpregnable!" And now two very suspiciously princess-looking women are brawling on the floor

[random-peasant]

I walk into the tavern and a mead mug goes flying past my ear

#FirstDayAsATavernWench

[random-peasant]

Fuck this shit, I'm gonna be a tavern wench

[random-peasant]

I need coinnnn.. real. townspeople coinnn. none of this wheat for barter nonsense

[random-peasant]

A year and a day isn't that long, right? I could avoid the King's Guard for that long 👀

#Fuckthekingsguard #AllNoblesAreBastards

[random-peasant]

Some random ass knight slew a dragon and threw it my fuckign field. Can't have shit in this village.