hI

im just a random person who simps all the time

[x-kiwi-03]

I'm still curious to know why Kai's vault was the only one still locked. Suspicious.

And why Afo was all flustered when finding him with Kaina. Like, dude... I know you don't have eyes, but you can notice everything else around you but him? Suspicious. And your willing to give Nagant a second quirk but not heal Kai and have him help you somehow? Suspicious.

And how come Afo showed Shiggy a picture of Kai? Suspicious.

And I need to know where this is.

No, I won't shut.

No, I won't stop repeating myself.

[beefandcorn]

are you worried

About what? But yeah

[badjokesbyjeff]

My wife to our therapist: He always misunderstands simple questions.

Therapist to me: What does she mean?

Me: It’s a feminine pronoun

[mtndewpitchblack]

Fuck this whole website

[toasty-self-shipping]

I have you know that I have great taste in fictional men!

cuts to a dumpster

[just-shower-thoughts]

Instea of cremating or burying dead people why are we not used as food for zoo animals such as lions, what’s the difference between human and a chunk of cow? Or is it just morals

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

1. It’s absolutely morals you dickhead

2. Do we really want to give the lions a taste for human flesh. Do we. Do we really.

[kookiechimchimtrash]

[dyrus]

IS THAT A SHARK?

[les-etoilles]

[furrama]

[ghost-coven-deactivated20240127]

if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

[sleepy-bookworm]

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

[frederick-the-great]

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

[pipistrellus]

Theyre so. Honest

[somethinglikeinterests-deactiva]

idc what anyone says, that was a megalodon

[elodiegk]

As a person from australia that dude always has the best reactions to things. like always. I’m pretty sure it’s the only reason he was hired.

[k9effect]

You non-Aussies are missing out on quality television

[necrofuturism]

This clip got them a cameo in Sharknado 5 lmao

[the-haiku-bot]

This clip got them a

cameo in Sharknado

5 lmao

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[funnytwittertweets]

[valtsv]

my autopsy results came back inconclusive

[valtsv]

theyre not even sure what i am

[valtsv]

[thecyndimistuff]

[carbomcoco]

I find it so strange that we seem to all see the same advertisements on here. We all see sword lady, right? That is not how other sites work.

[carbomcoco]

this site has ONE ad

[cxrpsebxnny]

[animentality]

[catchymemes]

[maureen2musings]

Stoat

soosseli

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I went on a double date with my sister (Jamie, 24) and her new boyfriend. (Paul 25ish) We went to an Italian place. Paul goes on about how the word is for red in Italian marinara, and the word for white is alfredo, so that’s how he remembers the sauce names. I told Paul I took Italian in high school, and it’s rosso and bianco. It even says so on the wine menu. Paul started yelling at me and calling me wrong. Those are the names for wines, not colors. My husband showed him on Google the translation for red and white. Paul told my sister he was leaving and called us stupid assholes and how wrong we were. Paul and my sister left without paying their bill, or even getting some food. When we asked the server he said the drinks are no problem and not to worry about it. My sister texted me later and said why do I think I always have to be right and I embarrassed Paul, and it was immature of my husband. She said we didn’t have to argue with him over something so silly. She said my husband, and I bullied him. She told me that I don’t have to say to people when they are wrong and embarrass them in public like that.

World heritage AITA (Am I The Asshole?) post.

[kuromicorpse]

um excuse me

what is this, tumblr???