Flexibility, Love, and Trust

and a lot of shitposts 31-USA-He/Him

[randomavatarfan]

someone reported my horny side blog and got it purged so now I'm gonna be horny on main.

gl hf

[gorps]

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

🕯️my future employer will not find my balatro porn repository 🕯️

🕯️i am a qualified candidate regardless of my collection of balatro porn🕯️

🕯️even if my balatro porn is discovered, the dedication and ingenuity i alone can bring to any prospective employer's team will outweigh any perceived transgressions🕯️

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[totally-cis-offical]

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

[moon-of-curses]

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

[kooldewd123]

i saw a sub/dub comparison of this scene on youtube years ago and it has refused to leave my mind ever since so i'm recreating it here since i can't find the original video anymore

[seerofmike]

i need you guys to look at this fuckign post

[consumerofshorthomies]

... why did she lowkey make it gayer

[gardenxkisses]

Wishing financial freedom, good sex, laughter and perfectly seasoned food for everyone reading this

[stupidestasshole]

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

[pinkpink0]

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

[moviemeatloaf]

Climate change.

[birdthebanana]

(From 09/08/2024)

[randomavatarfan]

[psychotic-gerard]

love seeing revisionism in the wild “free the nipple never meant you can walk around topless every where that’s still sexual harassment it just meant for like breastfeeding and stuff”no it literally means you should be able to walk around topless anywhere because get this. breasts aren’t fucking sexual organs.

[roguebombshell]

I remember when I was about 12, I watched a show on TLC that followed people as they got somewhat uncommon medical procedures.

There was one episode with a trans woman getting different gender-affirming operations, including breast implants. It showed the procedure, and (what I found so fascinating that it's stuck with me for decades), as soon as the doctor put the implant in, a censor blur popped up on the nipple.

And you just know there was a meeting between the TLC lawyers and the editors and producers of the show to discuss what the difference was between a "man nipple" (can be shown) and a "woman nipple" (no no must obscure, 'tis naughty). And they decided that as soon as the implant goes in and the nipple has more mass behind it, that's the moment when it becomes a woman's nipple and must be hidden to comply with TV rules.

But it's the same nipple. On the same person. I know what it looks like; I just saw it. But TV and obscenity rules are rules, and the rules say woman nipple = sexual and therefore explicit, but man nipple = neutral, just fine.

"Free the Nipple" was calling out arbitrary bullshit like that, because someone just existing with their body parts should not be considered obscene, and the double standard that men can be topless but women can't is so blatantly ridiculous. All nipples are just nipples. If you get turned on or bothered by them, that's on you.

[depsidase]

[airconditionedgirl]

[where-they-raised-me]

Swifties when Taylor looks to the right slightly at the 13 second mark of a new music video while the G note plays: omg this is clearly a hint to TS13 and that the name of the album will start with a G! Our girl loves to give us crumbs!

Swifties when Taylor is spotted hanging out with multiple MAGA supporters within weeks of each other: well that could mean nothing

[where-they-raised-me]

Swifties when Taylor looks to the right slightly at the 13 second mark of a new music video while the G note plays: omg this is clearly a hint to TS13 and that the name of the album will start with a G! Our girl loves to give us crumbs!

Swifties when Taylor is spotted hanging out with multiple MAGA supporters within weeks of each other: well that could mean nothing

[pissvortex]

Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere

[softfocusloudsongs]

Reblog if you're the naked neighbor.

[segamascott]

taylor swift invited a guy who owns and operates an ice detention center to her wedding swifties can pack it up forever now your bitch is awful