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Me: Baby, you should download your credit report. It'll tell you if you have any outstanding debt.

My wife: Oh, I know I have outstanding debt. I have the Meryl Streep of debt, it's so outstanding. My debt could play Batman and pull it off. That is how outstanding my debt is.

wilwheaton

We all know the real reason Trump wants to walk away from the nuclear accord. It isn’t because Iran is violating the terms, because they aren’t. It isn’t because the terms were terribly unfair to the United States, because they weren’t. It isn’t because Iran is doing things outside the agreement that we don’t like, because those actions exist outside the agreement. It’s because Donald Trump is a petulant man-baby who believes that anything that has Barack Obama’s name on it has to be destroyed, no matter what the consequences.

Does Trump even know what he hates about the Iran nuclear deal? (via wilwheaton)

bunney

its weird being 18, 19, 20 in 2016 because i remember going into kindergarten and seeing those chunky ass giant computers at the desk and then going through school while technology rapidly develops and graduate in a world where people can have the entire internet and more just in their pocket like idk its so strange to me

nasanap

sorry to add to the post but I remember in 5th grade when they invented the “smart whiteboard” and my school won one for the library and everyone lost their shit because they were so expensive and I graduated high school last year and by the time I graduated every single classroom had one. Watching technology go from glitchy and expensive to powerful and affordable within less than ten years continues to blow my mind

whats-your-name-man

no but also like owning a flip phone was the Coolest Shit™ and you could take photos(???) and it was like so incredible, and it was all fun and games until you pressed the key for THE INTERNET and you knew you’d be charged so you pressed that cancel key eighty times and prayed to god that he’d take mercy on you…and then iphones became a thing and it was like unreal

natalie-memeallister

Going from vcrs and huge roll in tvs to streaming the movie online and projecting that onto the smart board within the span of 5-10 years.

danisontnonfire

ok but do you guys remember before proper projectors were put in there was the overhead projector that could only read clear plastics and it projected using light and mirrors

fady-jaeger

Technology

Cover of Afraid by The Neighborhood Instruments: ukulele and my voice 💞

#music #bandlab #the neighbourhood

businessofwomen

Good looks on Girls™: • oversized denim jacket with patches and pins • dress shirt + bowtie • flower crown • long sleeved shirt + choker • glasses!!!1!!!!!!! • lacey lingerie • tank top+ basketball shorts • all • every look • i’m not straight

wlw

so I work at starbucks right and I was making this old lady a taste test drink to help her decide if she wanted a bigger size and I give her this drink right and as she’s about to take a drink I deadass said “take a fu-” before I stopped and realized I was really about to tell this 78 year old woman to take a fucking sip, babe

camera-dolly

I love that one of the restrictions on name changes in the UK is that your name cannot “promote criminal activities” and fucking hell every name I can think of that violates that is just stellar honestly like fucking hello nice to meet you my name is Commit Arson, I’d like you to meet my daughter Dont Pay Taxes and my son Steal From Work

swarnpert

this is my son, rob

dukeofbookingham-deactivated202

Turn-offs: historically inaccurate cosmetics in period dramas

makeitstople-blog

yeah but i feel like forcing actors to wear lead and/or bird poop on their faces qualifies as hazardous working conditions

dukeofbookingham-deactivated202

I was taking more about sparkly eyeshadow in like 1311 but touché

carnelianfoxx

you’re in a room with the emoji movie and baby boss. you have a gun with only one bullet. who do you kill

carnelianfoxx

so first, we have the unoriginal, repetitive weaklings

then we have the strong, courageous heroes

and then the hall of fame

Lumière: maybe she is the one

Beast: hmm you might be righ--

Lumière: or not

Lumière: because you know

Lumière: attachment is not the Jedi way

Disney: EWAN I SWEAR TO GOD

writers-hq

Accurately-titled novels.

respectingromance

But romances are the “predictable” ones.

wilwheaton

thatsthat24

Netflix Prompts 📺

bogleech

Whether you like Freddys or not, this is something pretty fucking awesome right here.

If I said when I was a kid “I want to make my own video game, all by myself, and there’ll be toys and Halloween costumes and lunchboxes at Wal-Mart!!!” someone would have explained to me that it doesn’t work that way, that games are products made by huge teams working for huge companies. One person doesn’t just “make a game” and be successful! That’s silly!

snaxattacks-deactivated20230801

I’m so proud of Scott. Guy was working at Dollar Tree and near suicidal and felt like he was worthless, like God had literally turned his back on him, and he finally got his big break. That’s a Cinderella story if I’ve ever seen one.

crtter

I had already reblogged this because it’s so cool that an independent artist could create something so widely beloved, but I had no idea that those were the circumstances of his life when he made FNAF and as someone who’s on the same boat, this gives me a lot of hope.

musashi

It gets better–Freddy’s was an act of reclamation. He’d made a game and someone left a shitty review on it that said something like “This game is awful, and that beaver looks like a possessed animatronic.” and at first Scott was legitimately really bummed out & feeling dejected with that review, but after a while he was like, I’ll show you possessed animatronics.

Thinking about how that reviewer must feel now keeps me warm at night.

modernluigi-deactivated20200204

No amount of YouTube culture could ever discount the beauty of Scott Cawthon’s success story.

werewolf-cuddles

Scott Cawthon is the indie developer that every developer should aspire to be. He heard people criticizing his games, and instead of lashing out like a lot of indie devs do, he took the criticism to heart and turned that negative into a positive.