This Girl..

WHO HAS WOOD FOR MY SHEEP? oh yeah by the way *dan smells pass it on* other than that yeah feel free to check out this sexy piece of tumblr blog ass.~ well isn’t this bio a blast from 2011 ☠︎︎☠︎︎☠︎︎ 26•Mother•Girlfriend•criminologist ❤️loving fitness and photography she/her

[whenidiehallelujahbyandby]

*youth pastor voice* you know who ELSE was a cum brained hentai fiend? a little he/they femboy named Jesus of Nazareth

> gets whipped, restrained, and nailed

> lives to serve

> daddy issues

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

What do you look for in mushroom hunting

Mushrooms

[angelouvre]

[badjokesbyjeff]

The only reason there are pyramids in Egypt

is because they are too heavy to be carried to the British Museum

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sandmandaddy69]

[ahellofabirdd]

ryan and shane making an episode about the disappearance of agatha christie: this one is a complete mystery to this day

me, with vivid flashbacks: so, there was this giant alien wasp...

[cool-cactus123]

[sleepy-nostalgia]

Pulp Fiction, 1994

[catchymemes]

[chaoticgouda]

“GUYS we need to talk about how Loki is tumblr’s new sexyma-“

[jethroq]

[nae-design]

Floral triceratops by Vallavica

[guccifloralsuits]

hate being the generation that remembers no ads on YouTube & the annoyance when we first saw 1 ad every 10 videos, then 1 every 5 videos, then on every video, then multiple ads within a single video, only for YouTube to market paying for Premium™️ to ‘get rid of ads!’ which weren’t even there at the start

[xueyangapologist]

“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!

[satyriconmp3]

i am older than google and youtube. stop advertising to me and stop spying on me. show your elders some respect

[exai]

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone