I am Burnt Toaster

Lovely spouse, with 3 kids. One is perpetually angry 10 sided dice filled with 9 souls of my children. And the other is just a ball of sunshine. I have a new child that Mio has not yet killed. :D She/Them | 21+ yrs

[celestial-fang]

Does my sculpture go hard so far

[gotham-at-nightfall]

Heroes to Demons

By Hilario "Vlad" R.R

[drbigsadbabymd-blog]

I love the part towards the end of Unremembered Empire where Tarasha Euten informs Guilliman she's just welcomed Sanguinius to Macragge Civitas, then practically turns to camera B to directly address the audience like "its so interesting how his psyker influence makes his hair and eyes change color all the time, as if they shift depending on his mood or who is observing him and aren't just fixed physical traits"

Just Dan Abnett straight up telling the warhammer fandom to shut the fuck up about Sanguinius' hair/eyes changing from book to book

[primarchgarden]

Somebody is in trouble. [Previous Comic]

[kawadastudios]

Concept art of Medusa's default sprite from Extra Credits with Athena.

Medusa takes precautions to avoid other people. Having snakes for hair isn't enough to scare most people away, she also needs a studded choker, a studded belt, a chain-link necklace adorned with spikes, and a small snake pendant too.

We settled on outfit number 4 as Medusa's default look, after experimenting with a wide variety of sleeve patterns and whether not to make them looser or more form-fitting.

We went for the tighter sleeves, as they created a stronger silhouette and made for a better contrast with Athena's own flowing robes.

Art by @stealingpotatoes

[conspiracy-frog]

Sorry to ryland but this is a historic derby right now

Hear me out

Size difference yaoi goes crazy with this one

[ladyshinga]

[nameless-sdk]

[sourcreammachine]

[turing-tested]

i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

[indiecup--fordeactivation-deact]

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

[turing-tested]

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

[cassidy-peterson]

You act like people knowing you’re in the Squirtle Squad is a bad thing?

[turing-tested]

yes that is exactly where these glasses are from. a perfectly respectable long standing anime and nothing more

[lime-bucket]

My emotional support divorced grandpas <3

[iron-slick]

Part 2

I wanted to use up some old art supplies I have and things got out of hand pretty quickly. I have actually sketched all the primarchs, but it takes me a long time to work traditionally. I’ll try to post them eventually

[shampoopheasant]

臭傻逼哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈🤣🤣🤣👉👉👉👉🤡🤡🤡🤡

[soraka-in-warhammer40k]

Hmm yes, that is exactly the vibe I got from that.

But yeah people getting weird about FulgrimXFerrus in the year 2026 should warrant such reaction, especially when it is presented like that...

[shampoopheasant]

You even tried to explain yourself—honestly, you're way too kind, sweetie. The thing about those moral-police types is that all they truly want is to make anything that bothers them simply disappear. They're like rats hiding in the gutter

[im-not-a-owl]

This is especially funny/annoying in warhammer because like they’re fine with slannesh, dark elder, servators. But the minute it’s a little to immoral they start clutching their pearls.

Also I love that haha in Chinese looks like a house, it’s so funny

[shampoopheasant]

Thanks, I feel the exact same way~ Also, I love how Chinese is pictographic—the character for '马' really does resemble a horse~

[shampoopheasant]

[shampoopheasant]

[fulgrimfanboy]

Some birds! Link to artist under the cut.

https://www.instagram.com/juanmaomaoao?igsh=MThnZnZweXkzdjZscg==

[fortunatto]

with good intentions.....

(according to the Ravenlord extras, Gherith Arendi swore to protect the child found in the mines, and Branne’s words imply Gherith was their brother-in-arms during the Lycaean Rebellion (with both Neves being children back then). We’re definitely treading into headcanon waters here, but it could suggest Arendi was a bit older than Corvus - at least until Corvus started growing like a weed and outgrew everyone.)

[roroco316]

Chogoris's Wind

Khan x fem!reader

[sunfishsiestalah]

quick doodle