Random ML Thoughts

Random Thoughts of ML; Just Salt; Currently going through Hell 

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Nino: Adrien, I got a question for you.

Adrien: and what would that be?

Nino: I know you're a famous designer's son, but even I won't be caught wearing bright orange shoes like those.

Adrien: oh, my father hates these shoes, that's why I'm wearing them.

Nino: bruh.

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(years ago)

Gabriel, staring at the shoe design: ...

Gabriel: I HATE IT. But it's a must.

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Ladybug: Chat, Will you-

Chat Noir: I do!

Ladybug: Wait- what?

Chat Noir: Where shall the wedding be held? I know a friend who can make a great wedding cake! oh! She also designs clothes! she's purrfect to make your wedding gown-

Ladybug: Chat.

Chat Noir: Yes?

Ladybug: I object.

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Since we are under Quarantine and the world is in total chaos, might as well list down some headcanon of our sweet ball of sunshine Adrien Agreste! Master of isolation. 

- Nino would constantly video call Adrien so that he could either play online games with him or ask for some recommendations on some animes/games

- Adrien, would of course, feel sad that his friends are joining him in this isolation at this moment. He feels a bit happy but sad at the same time. poor bun :(

- He could have finished watching all the stocked movies that he has- oh who am I kidding? look at his damn shelves full of CDs. bet they’re all filled with games and anime- (okay I am a weeb) With his time without this quarantine he would have finished them all..

- There would be occasional group video calls among his circle of friends (yey for little bun for having some friends!) 

- He sleeps in now. FINALLY! 

- But he still has to do some exercises. He can’t be reckless to go out as Chat Noir this time :<

- Sometimes he does transforms as Chat Noir... just to practice some puntastic puns for his lady when they meet again

- Speaking of Ladybug, she would occasionally call him over at their secret place just to talk (yes, Marinette needs someone to talk to and little bun as well! She couldn’t go out as her civilian form so-)

- More Piano lessons! But with Plagg this time!

- Plagg of course, has to limit his camembert intake coz he afraid that he might run out of supplies. 

Just some thoughts to process! Lol 

Keep safe people~!

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Ladybug: HAWKMOTH IS THE WORST PERSON EVER.

Chat Noir: Wait till you meet my Father.

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Alya: Tip, if you want someone to calm down, you give them some oatmeal.

Adrien: How can oatmeal calm someone down?

Marinette: Stuff the oatmeal in their mouth.

Marinette: They'll be quiet later on...

Adrien; Alya:

Nino: I'm scared now.

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Lila: Hello Alya, Hello Marinette.

Alya: Hello Lila.

Marinette:

Alya: Marinette, say Hi-

Marinette: Oh sorry, I didn't know trash can talk.

Adrien: BURN!

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Marinette, giving a speech: I am thankful for those who have helped me become the person I am today- *looks at Lila* minus one.

Adrien: Down with Lila! Down with Lila! *holding a megaphone in his hands*

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Gabriel: Felix, Can you pass the salt?

Felix: Gabriel, Can you pass away?

Adrien: this is normal.

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Chloe: Adrien is mine.

Lila: No, he's mine.

Kagami: you don't deserve him. He deserves me.

Marinette: We all know that Adrien is-

Luka: Mine.

Adrien: *blush*

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Luka: *smiles*

Marinette and others: I feel blessed.

Adrien: I feel gay.

Kagami:

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Marinette: *nervously taps on desk with a pen*

Adrien, who clearly knows Morse Code: Why is Marinette planning to steal the miraculouses and wish up a hamster named-

Nino: Bruh, that's too far.

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Chat Blanc: I will make a wish to make things normal and make our love eternal-

Ladybug: Poor kitty, *cups his cheek* how long have you been alone?

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We entered the fandom for fluff, puns, cheesy lines, cuteness and some heroes battling villains in tight silly outfits; but also for the angst, anxiety and all the mental issues the characters face everyday. 

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Adrien: Father, remember when you said that we should trust each other and tell our secrets?

Gabriel: Yes, why?

Adrien: I'm actually... um...

Gabriel:?

Adrien: I'M GAY FOR LUKA

Gabriel:

Gabriel: Nathalie, did you expose Adrien to your religion?

Nathalie: Boys Love is life.

[alpharosetdr]

Might post some “If chat noir had an instagram” stuff lol

just admit it kitty that you just want to see your purr-incess. 

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Adrien: *is with Felix* Hey Marinette

Marinette: Am I seeing double?

Felix: You're seeing trouble.

Alya: I'm out.

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Felix: Hello cousin.

Adrien: Hello real life clone of mine.