Randomy Random Things

No gifs, some Butts... [NSFW]Literally the miscellany of time on the internet...and fluttershy. Everything posted has been found in the wild online....

[kittewart]

Summer Tifa

Sun sea wet girls what could be better? Summer Tifa <3   On patreon July www.patreon.com/kittew ( lewd adult nsfw )

[fandom-artworks]

Kittew

[nocontextgoodplace]

[the-poor-decision]

This is an underrated joke

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[curlicuecal]

Whenever someone posits that people are ‘lazy’ I’m reminded of the fact that if you leave humans in a room with some blocks and no instructions they will literally make up their own tasks to carry out because humans just fuckin love having stuff to do and objectives to work towards

[seraphimalune]

In one of my psych courses we learned about a study where a person was left in a room with nothing but a box that would SHOCK THEM painfully if they touched it. After awhile, everyone touched the box and got shocked to hell and back. Now, this isn’t that abnormal. What’s abnormal is that everyone then sat there for a few minutes and then TOUCHED THE BOX AGAIN. And got shocked AGAIN! Moral of the story: People fucking hate being bored. They would rather be in IMMENSE PAIN than be bored.

[wakaba-chan-deactivated20240909]

[yakovlev-vad]

And all Equestrian princesses together) Bigger size

[fandom-artworks]

Yakovlev-vad

[catchymemes]

[muddyshade]

[sterfler]

[royalsketchbook]

This is your life now, Twi. Your kid is being weird and you just have to deal with it. Welcome to parenthood.

[thetattedstoner]

One day you’ll find someone who gives you more effort than you expect…and it’ll scare you…

[alexkawaiipie-deactivated202305]

I wish all of these things were easy!

[prokopetz]

More inadvisable D&D dragons:

Fractal Dragon: Exhales two smaller copies of itself. Use the stat block for the next age category down for the copies. For example, an ancient fractal dragon exhales two copies that use the adult fractal dragon stat block; each copy can in turn exhale two copies that use the young fractal dragon stat block; and so forth. The copies disappear after one minute or when reduced to zero hit points, like summoned monsters.

Reverse Dragon: Has no breath weapon of its own; instead, every other creature of size category Small or larger within 120 feet of the reverse dragon is granted a breath weapon of the appropriate type. Consult the stat block for a wyrmling of the reverse dragon’s colour to determine the granted breath weapon’s traits, including damage, saving throw DC, and recharge interval.

Microdragon: Has the game-mechanical traits of an adult dragon, but is only six inches long. Takes advantage of the fact that the mayhem it’s capable of causing is so wildly out of scale with its stature to hide in plain sight; most communities it targets have no idea what’s causing the destruction because nobody can see the dragon amid the chaos. (In game terms, the microdragon’s breath weapon does not break stealth, since the area of effect is too large to give away its precise location.)

Inconspicuous Dragon: Exhales a mind-altering gas that causes those affected to not notice that it’s a dragon. This effect lasts for as long as they remain in the dragon’s presence. None of the dragon’s traits are actually altered, but affected parties will tend to rationalise any feats that would be inconsistent with not being a dragon. Additional saving throws may be warranted in the case of actions that are exceptionally hard to explain.

Gun Dragon: A dragon with a shotgun. Treat the shotgun as a standard breath weapon that inflicts piercing damage, except it doesn’t have a recharge interval; rather, the dragon must spend an action reloading.

[mge2x5]

“anyone in need of some saving?” this is more of a Soul pose but shhh :D Soul Eater

[yupthatexists]

[captcreate-deactivated20251226]

How bout’ y'all learn how to drive?

[iammyfather]

Black Ice don’t care how well you learned to drive.

[technogenic-mess]

Is this shit for real?  Somebody comes up with an innovative way to try and keep people from dying in car accidents, and some chud just HAS to crawl out of the woodwork to complain about it?

[hustlerose]

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

[hustlerose]

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[963694634758p7p69696-deactivate]

we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

[hustlerose]

yes

[buttify-blog]

i kinda wanna rebel against society but i also kinda wanna take a nap

[fightcapitalism]

everything gets so much better after you realize that idleness is strongly discouraged by capitalism, so you can now do both at the same time

[pumpkinskull]

this was the most affirming thing i’ve read in my life

[ruinedchildhood]