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sootnuki

does anybody wanna play toys tomorrow. let's play toys ^_^ (HUGE EYEBAGS UNDER MY EYES)

sexy-necromancing-bird

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

foxgirlmindcrank

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

conspiracydeerist

blu3str1k3

thisarenotarealblog

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

morganoperandi

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

whumpster-fire

vi-visected

i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.

pnglove

let’s get cozy with mama

weirdpngs

Baby need smoko

redstonedust

gender envy usually gets used as a positive to neutral expression but there sure is an evil form of gender envy if you've been in the depths of dysphoria. i have a friend whos talked about hearing news stories of kim petras in highschool and being so jealous it made her angry. i've struggled talking to online friends who got on HRT faster due to their countries better healthcare because obviously i'm happy for them but like. man. ya know its not healthy but if you've been there? you get it. ohhhh you get it.

pterribledinosaurdrawings

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

bowsersex-deactivated20220424

[Mario coin noises]

Mario: [italian american New York Brooklyn accent] HERE’SA MY BROTHA LUIGI NOW TA TELL YA A WHOLE HEAP AND A SPAGHETTI PILE OF INFORMASCIONI.

Luigi: [inhale] [normal person voice] Hello Mario.

moofahdrome

the most burnt out girl in the world would like to remind you that she's actually really lazy compared to the people around her and she could probably use some extra work to keep her honest

parawyrm

More from that one post

parawyrm

chessb0r3d

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

chessb0r3d

What??

chessb0r3d

Sarcasm.

chessb0r3d

This is hopeless.

chessb0r3d

IT WAS FUCKING

HORRIBLE

the-prophesied-disco-gay

A friend stopped by

reptiliannastyboy

psychopomp

sun-bees

Smith College Girls for i-D magazine 2004

knownhag

dee-the-red-witch

It’s never been about the shoes for gloves. Or the shoes on the bed.

It’s to have someone holding you with that same wild abandon, everything flung back and uncaring about anything but that embrace in that moment. And no, I’m not okay, either.

gingik

a quiet boy that dissociates alot is a type of pokemon that evolves into a girl

rlyehtaxidermist

alexmey-does-an-arts

glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

#bugs #spiders