A Simp For Gilan!!

Hi uh I am silly! I love Ranger’s apprentice and men?!

[ranger-tater]

Hello! This is my blog, which is probably full of all odd manner of things. Like my cat! I’m Lichen/Tater/Potato/Spud/whatever you wanna call me. Gender wise I have no clue what I am anymore, just call me whatever you wanna. Though he/they is nice!

My main focus is Ranger’s Apprentice, being the series’s that had such an amazing impact on my life. Next to do that is archery, which has been the best part of my life for the last couple years. I love to talk about archery, either just discussing it, or it’s representation in books, film, games. (Like a knock off @blumineck)

I love to be outdoors, and do a lot of the bushcraft, camping, roving/stumping, and small game hunting. Mostly so I can try to do the funny ranger stuff irl. I’m absolutely going to end up with my own ranger kit, ideally like those in Ranger’s Apprentice but we’ll see how my needle work ends up and income is. I also love the Stone Age and Medieval Periods, though I’m comfortable and content talking about stuff until the early 1800s in Europe.

Uh? There’s probably other stuff- but I’m calling myself a great source on archery in the RA world <3

[iwanttobepersephone]

Random Crowley doodle ....

Also, if Farrel has an axe, and Gilan a sword, can Crowley have a lasso?

@ranger-tater

[iwanttobepersephone]

Will as a yard slave

[ranger-tater]

Y’all I just got a sewing kit from my great grandparents but then I looked inside, and there were cookies??! What the fuck. Help.

I mean they’re really tasty but what the fuck. Where’s the thread at?! The needles??

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[ranger-tater]

Conk creet!!!!!

[pawfulsofmischief]

Two Truths and a Lie!

Rules: Share two truths and one lie about yourself, tag five people to guess your lie and to share their own, make sure to guess the lie of the person who tagged you!

and 🤔 mmm I wanna guess that 3, you never went to music festivals, is your lie? I’m real tempted to say 2, but even smart people can repeat grades for one reason or another. Ohh I love this game, though I’m pretty bad at guessing games. I got tagged by@de-sire-blog

Now mine, which I had a lot of trouble coming up with xD

1. I used to get into lots of trouble for fighting and what not in school because anger issues~

2. I was basically raised at renaissance fair for how often my parents and I attended from my birth until I was about 6-7.

3. I once had plans to become a musician and/or actor until I realized my social anxiety was way too terrible, so I settled for doing art instead.

Tagging, but no pressure ~ @thebattlehamster @miss-bibbles @jegulus-trash @clifford-thebigreddog

[rou-luxe]

I learned the alphabet by myself when I was three or four.

I really like brussel sprouts.

I prefer forks over chopsticks.

“Now is that a truth or a lie?” -Harrison maybe

@silkkorchid @consumeroflemoans @sh0jun @imafrealinrainbow478484 @ynkfva

pass it on ❤️

who do I even tag without pissing people off I’m scared of everyone 😭😭

[consumeroflemoans]

Mmmm I’m going to say the chopsticks one is a lie

1. I learned to ride a bike as a teen

2. I have swam with whale sharks before

3. I used to foster a snake for several months

No pressure tagsss

@gender-queer-and-with-no-fear @smolponcho @nashdoesstuff @unknownarmageddon @denieatsart @asillysleepy

[unknownarmageddon]

uhhh for some reason i’m wanna say the bike ones a lie CACKLES either the first or the second

1. i have independently raised a duck to adulthood

2. ive been doing digital art seriously for about five years

3. i know almost all of my extended family members

and uhhh tagging @biopsyofaspeck @its-paperd and @a-whispering-echo !!!! if you wanna

[a-whispering-echo]

ooo, im gonna guess the family one is a lie! not dure though! hehe

1.I have never been paid for any kind of artwork

2. One of my organs doesn’t do its primary function

3.I have owned over 10 cats in my lifetime

TAGS; Not forced, obviously! : @0p1er0 @liliallowed @thatidiotutartist @largefound @meimeikyu <3

[largefound]

I’m going to guess 3, it is possible but I just feel like it’s the lie

The first fandom I was in was FNaF some time in March of 2015 and the first FNaF game I knew of was FNaF 2

I have never had a Pineapple in my whole life despite not being allergic to them, and this does include anything either containing Pineapple and pineapple flavoring

Before I got Tumblr I had a 5 social medias, being: Wattpad, Pinterest, Discord, Reddit, and YouTube

@iamunabletothinkofablogname @the-alakazam-attraction @zermizomilk @italic-doing-random-shit @panda-of-the-trash

[zermizo]

after thinking this over ima say 3

1. i have gutted a lamb

2. i’ve made a bow and arrow

3. the first random ive ever been in was undertale in 2016

@iamunabletothinkofablogname @the-alakazam-attraction @michoislost

@justarandomaccountlolm

[justarandomaccountlolm-deactiva]

Im gonna say it’s 1 bc my brain say so e

1. My first fandom is MLP

2. My favourite letter is the letter “E”

3. I read a ton of fanfiction

@kar-mamin @daydream-reblog @iamunabletothinkofablogname @gothlute @lucifer-morningstar-the-hellster @j0urn3y (no pressure, i just wanna tag cause yes)

[daydream-reblog]

3, because you’re too lazy to read fanfiction and only do so when it’s like really good.

Okay my turn.

Once my step-grandma almost shot me on Valentine’s Day.

I once drank a half-gallon jug of milk on Christmas Eve.

There have been two times I almost accidentally burned my house down.

@author-of-the-year @lucifer-morningstar-the-hellster @thonethatflies620 @the-alakazam-attraction @jenumarts

[axel-the-goat-guy-deactivated20]

I GOT TAGGED BY 3 PEOPLE. Okay uhhh Large’s lie is 2, Zerm’s lie is 2, and Daydreams lie is 1

I got punched in the face and got a black eye after saying “Houdini”

I stuck my hand into a live electrical wire while knowing it was a live electrical wire and proceeded to say “it bit me” afterwards.

I caught a t-shirt from a t-shirt cannon while at a concert for my favorite music band when I was 15.

@juno-punk @mystykmarigold @panda-of-the-trash @axinfinity @a-mimic-and-a-jester

[mydnite-mk2]

I feel like it’s 3. You don’t seem like the kinda person to go out to concerts

1: When I was a kid, I tried to count as high as I could and when I didn’t know what number came next I asked my parents so I could keep counting

2: Me and my family go out to eat often

3: I tell my dog I love her every single day

@superstar-ethereal, @heartstopper-lover123, uhhhhh fuck, @juno-punk… @divvydarling, and I guess @krispdreemurr. There. That’s five. FUCK I don’t have a lot of friends

[superstar-ethereal]

aaa i cant decide

i think it *might* be 2 though? 1 seems too specific compared to the others to be a lie and 3 has supporting evidence

anyways my turn! :D

1. i’ve broken a bone before

2. i electrocuted myself once

3. i’m left-handed

npt: @whimsii-cal @moldyburger1 @angel-beloved @thefableparade @little-blurry-stars5 @i-eat-grease

[astr0-n4ught]

I feel like it’s 2 buut I could be wrong XD

I’m hyper mobile, especially with my arms, shoulders and back

I once broke my right arm by jumping on and off a piano stool with an open umbrella

I convinced a 9 year old on Roblox that when you turn 21 you have to compete in a social media experiment where you have to fight to the death to prove that you are strong enough to survive (they cried)

@gender-roles-can-suck-my-dick @bemusedrodent @localcanadiancryptid22 @the-trash-eating-llama @idkwhatthisisbutheresdcandstuff go forth moots

[localcanadiancryptid22]

It’s definitely three. It’s too elaborate to be true.

I fist fought a bear and won

2. I almost fucking drowned in a deep pool at age 5-6. The reason it’s only “almost” ‘cause i kept jumping on my big toe the whole time i was sinking.

3. I love the amazing digital circus

@goblinofthelaboratory @decaying-faggot @confusion-personified @not-sure-what-im-feeling @midnights-dragon @angst-@not-sure-what-im-feeling

[goblinofthelaboratory]

one for sure, 2 is surprisingly believable and my dash has seen too much for 3 to be the lie

im light skinned Latine

i went to a catholic school when i was little

3 of my 4 of my closest friends are musicians despite the fact that i know nothing about music whatsoever

@mayhem-moth @dandelions-arent-weeds @zipquips @snailcheeserulz @be-gentle-with-littluns-2

[snailcheeserulz]

two for sure!

I used to go for a run at least once a week

I don’t really own many decorations

I don’t like Victoria Sponge Cake

@gayoticbeing @lavendertreehugger @literatureisdying @my-lady-macbeth @crazyhairkid @be-gentle-with-littluns-2 @ anyone else

[crazyhairadult]

ooh, uh

1. I like crisps

2. i’m studying biology

3. I enjoy knitting

i will guess that your decorations one is a lie!

@greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat

@lukadjo

@the-throngler

and everyone else who wants to!!

[greyhound-with-a-mega-wizard-hat]

Hmmm…. I think that you don’t like crisps…

OK my go:

I always choose the high honour route in Red Dead Redemption 2

I used to work at a riding school and genuinely did not mind working with kids

I have played every ace attorney game

I’m gonna tag (no pressure, of course):

@archangel-fucking-judas

@hummingbird-hunter

@benjaminbadger

[archangel-fucking-judas]

Methinks the lie is number one

Ok here’s mine:

My few irl friends have known me for over half of my life

I was once chased down a hallway by my school counselor during the bell, so it was very busy and I had to shove past several students to get away (the counselor dude is chill tho, he was very nice about helping me)

I’m really into embroidering, I’ve seen some fantastic designs and I’m working on a hoodie with many many eyes

No pressure tags:

@hummingbird-hunter @moenmomentsthemoe-en @not-wizard-council-aristocrat @itsahotminuteinbetween @generalb

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

thanks for the tag!

uhhh not sure what exactly counts here but we’re gonna try to lie about ourselves so uhh

1.) i carry sticky notes on me to write down random ideas that’ll probably never be accomplished

2.) i once trapped a bunch of pillbugs in a jar and put a leaf in the middle to see if they’d fight to the death

3.) i think ikea should be considered a furniture museum and would probably be even better for a night at the museum-esque setup

@sunny-inajar, @capring, @oddstar-draws, @friskheart000 & @itsberrydreemurstuff

[oddstar-draws]

I’ll give it a go, thanks for the tag >:3

I think that one is the lie because two and three are oddly specific and three goes hard as a take ngl lol

Annnnd here we go!

1.) I am a competitive Olympic style athlete, with an Olympic level award in the sport

2.) I despise studying in libraries

3.) I cannot stand cannoli

Alrighty! Sorry for the tag out of the blue to anyone I tag, hope ya have fun!!

@gopsnippers @sipnoot @illythekitty @tinn3dfish @way2gosuperrstarr

[sipnoot]

HMM ima go with 3 being the lie, 1&2 being truths. i feel like 1 is just so.. random??

now mee :3

1) my favorite drink is american sweet tea

2) im homeschooled

3) my favorite colour is purple

these were weirdly hard to come up with

tysm for the tag! feel free to tag me in other stuff too <3

@nightixx @vivian-violet @k3ithg0r3 , @therealandeborg @quintenrosenburgwrites

(if u dont want to be tagged pls just let me know)

[nightixx]

mhhh- I would say the 3 is a lie ?

Now my turn

My first community ever was DC comics

I have been to the police station 3 times

My parents deprived me of my stick which I was sleeping with in case someone comes in my room at night so I could protect myself

@ikamigami @sipnoot @thecourtjester12

[ikamigami]

1.. idk why but the others two seem to be true

1) I almost got carried away by river’s current while kayaking

2) I learned how to drive a bike at an age of 12

3) I broke a bone in my foot when I fell on it

@multifandomcutie13 @xpoisoned-stardustx @cheetochild989 @noinoi999 @evilyn-is-gay

[xpoisoned-stardustx]

Idk why but 2

1. I’ve never broken a bone, only bruised

2. I’ve watched the Steven Universe movie like 5 times

3. My cats and I share the same birthday

@demonicsin @spaghettigod69 @leemillion @cornfieldsrambles @goldfishontheceiling

[spaghettigod69]

I think 3. (I watched the SU movie over and over and over every night for a month so I believe that one)

I learned how to tie my shoes when I was 12

I’ve seen a Broadway show

I never watched Stranger Things

@ashywashy4now @coslav

[ch3m1calburn3s]

i think-

uh-

two-? i’m gonna go with two cuz 1 is true for a lot of people (although it seems unlikely)

and for two i don’t know (or maybe it’s don’t remember) what a broadway show is and 3-

i’ve never watched it either so uh it seems very plausible 💪

okay uhhh i’ll try and make it easy

when my sibling sees my Shadow plush, she runs and gets her sonic plush

i lost my Silver plush at school and almost punched the kid who took him in the face the next day (by accident lol)

i haven’t cried all of 2024

@dysphoriccryinglol @iwanttobepersephone @blazehayes33 @reine-du-sourire @an1d10t

[blazehayes33]

well i know two is true lol

i’m going to sadly guess three is the lie 😭 sorry maybe??

i don’t talk about myself much on here so uhhh good luck guys lol

i nearly drowned trying to be cool by jumping into the deep end in second grade

there are five book shelves in my house but there’s still not enough room for all the books

ive only read the ra series through once

@anarchist-aquarius @th3-st4r-gur1

[th3-st4r-gur1]

i feel like 3 is the lie lmao

i am 5'4

2. I can play metalica on my guitar

3. the car I want is an old beater pick up

@bleep-bloop-boo @dandelions-arent-weeds @fairyycoffin

@ranger-tater @aseikh

[ranger-tater]

Probably 2

1. The Pontiac G6 GT is my favourite car

2. I’ve taken a game animal with my longbow

3. I’ve consumed cantaloupe

@iwanttobepersephone @stillheiten @ragingadhd

[blumineck]

Is it difficult making archery sexy?

Not really! In fact, the difficult part is making archery platonic

[ranger-tater]

Look it, goobers and goobettes! I present to you! My handmade quiver! It’s not particularly fanciful or clean or whatever, but it holds up we and that’s what matters! It’s primitive but such is how I like things. Entirely out of general guesswork, a very sharp trapper knife, and some leather.

I don’t normally care for side/hip quivers but I needed something that conformed to me to the max and it lays rather flat against me to a perfect extent. Also I just feel classy with it and I can use it for a ranger kit!

Haven’t gotten it out to the woods yet but so far it’s been spectacular just walking around normally. I’ve also been on a belt kit kick (say that three times fast ig), and an addiction to load bearing equipment has formed. Just gotta get some suspenders and a bunch of pouches to shove on my belt.

[gay-idiot-pyromaniac]

if you use music to cope with anxiety, depression or to help with your ADHD (like me) reblog, I'm trying to prove a point to my teacher

[animentality]

[ranger-tater]

Plenty of women getting into the fire service, and protecting the environment as wildland fire fighters so I dunno wtf that creature is on about. Maybe if more feminists get into wildland firefighting it’ll actually be a better paying job. 20 an hour to just be in California isn’t worth it, let alone actually protecting it.

Also wildland firefighting is just outright so hot (ha!)

[cheese--6]

✨✨✨

[ranger-tater]

GOING FERAL RAJEEHGEGUHH I HAVE BEEN EXPELLED FOR FALLING ON THE FLOOR AND BITING SEVERAL OF MY PEERS

[ragingadhd]

whoreass altman

[ranger-tater]

I WAS GOING TO MAKE THIS SAME POST YESTERDAY (I forgot)

[ask-lord-morgarath]

27. Beast

A beast is easily controlled if you hold the leash- and know when to pull it tight.

[ranger-tater]

Is that what Halt does to you? Gay boy

[ragingadhd]

something something order of the oak pancake

[iwanttobepersephone]

I saw the prompt for today was Tattoo and immediately knew if I didn't draw shirtless Crowley with his back tattoo then @ranger-tater would actually just explode

[ranger-tater]

FOAMING at the mouth. I just got kicked out of Walmart for turning into a ravenous beast at this masterpiece. I’m literally being thrown into the pound I’m so down bad.

Love your art <3

[finalfantasy37]

reblog if those man tits make you irrational

[official-boob-posts]

go run a lap around the block if those man tits make you irrational

[iwanttobepersephone]

@ranger-tater

[ranger-tater]

Man tits :3

[slitherpunk]

elf yuri except one of them is high fantasy and the other is one of santa's

[jsketch12]

9'6" forest guardian and her 4'5" toymaker gf

[jsketch12]

sorry for hijacking your post again op but after posting the initial elves i had ideas for more doodles i wanted to do so. elf yuri (but i elaborate)