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People call me Ranpyon.. I'm from Italy! I'm a Hufflepuff, a Sherlockian, a Cumbercookie, a Hiddlestoner, a Tribute, a VIP, a Firebreather, an E.L.F., a Whovian, an Oncer, I'm part of SPN Family and.. I'm trying to become an IMAGINE writer so my ASK is OPEN!

[mistergandalf]

stop hating fat people. especially yourself. “oh I don’t hate fat people” okay then why do you act like fatness is a moral failing? being fat is just your body’s response to various factors in your life. it is morally neutral. if you’re unhappy, deal with the root factors of the unhappiness, not the fatness. your body is doing the best it can to get you through whatever you have going on. be kind to it and stop hating it

[mistergandalf]

when you hate your own fatness and you verbalize it, everyone around you who is fat also hears that you hate them. you may not mean to, but people around you feel judged when you act like that. stop hating fat people

[ranranpyon]

Louder, please. Louder.

[spaceboytoy]

I would be such a chill dictator. My secret police death squads would be like. Super low key I think. All my statues would be of me grilling

[spaceboytoy]

Like I wouldn’t even torture people that much

[ranranpyon]

My torture would be for the world to be accessible to people with disabilities. Yeah, when I have problems with the world suitable only for able-body people, I picture myself as the Empress of the World, making people build accessible places.

[littleredyueliang]

[avengerdaisy]

[ranranpyon]

I feel you, not-a-sis.

[katiemcgrath]

Europe: 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 russia bad!!!! 😡😡😡 genocide bad!!! No eurovision for you!! 😡😤🤬

Europe: 💕💕💖😍🫶🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱💖😍💕 genocide okay hehehe 😍💕💕

[texaschainsawmascara]

girlrotting is my new term thank u

[ranranpyon]

5 years, at least

[cumbercougars]

I may be pretty useless as a human being, but at least my tmblr is full of awesome.

[alexzalben]

⚽️TED LASSO RETURNS FOR SEASON 3 ON MARCH 15⚽️

12 episodes, premiering weekly on Wednesdays on Apple TV+

Teaser trailer, a new poster and synopsis below:

In the 12-episode third season of “Ted Lasso,” the newly-promoted AFC Richmond faces ridicule as media predictions widely peg them as last in the Premier League and Nate (Nick Mohammed), now hailed as the “wonder kid,” has gone to work for Rupert (Anthony Head) at West Ham United. In the wake of Nate’s contentious departure from Richmond, Roy Kent (Brett Goldstein) steps up as assistant coach, alongside Beard (Brendan Hunt). Meanwhile, while Ted (Jason Sudeikis) deals with pressures at work, he continues to wrestle with his own personal issues back home, Rebecca (Hannah Waddingham) is focused on defeating Rupert and Keeley (Juno Temple) navigates being the boss of her own PR agency. Things seem to be falling apart both on and off the pitch, but Team Lasso is set to give it their best shot anyway.

[ranranpyon]

[deadstrangeblog]

Larry the Cat, the government-appointed Chief Mouser of Downing Street, has now outlasted 4 UK Prime Ministers and one monarch.

[oscarwhiskeylima]

[our-flag-means-gay-rights]

[100493503004422]

I feel FATIGUED like send her to the seaside for her health type fatigue

[ranranpyon]

Is this a Hayao Miyazaki reference...?

[dreamlightasafeather]

IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know you’re calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending you’re making an order. They’ll ask if there’s someone in the room.

You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.

Here is an example video

[t-pose-to-assert-gayness]

Reblog to literally save a life

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

I’ve done this.  I’m alive because of this. 

My flat-mate’s date for the night was almost as drunk as her.  She had passed out in her room and locked the door.  He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex.  He also demanded food because he was dealing with “whiskey dick”.  He didn’t like the lack of food in the fridge.  I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the “order” was taking.  He took my phone, demanded they “hurry the fuck up”.  Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report.  Pressing charges wasn’t necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me.  Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison.  The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen. 

This was 14 years ago.  

Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can.  The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:

“If he’s drunk say you want mushrooms.”  I said I want extra mushrooms.

“If he’s threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.”  I said I want onions.

She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if he’s blonde, black olives if he’s tall, extra large if he’s tall, etc.

They’ve heard this sort of coded call before.  They’re trained for it.  They will understand what you’re saying.  Order the pizza.

[torios]

Really though. I’m in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend you’re talking to a friend or relative, pretend you’re ordering pizza, we’ll figure it out. We’ll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.

[skelatal-remains-deactivated201]

Reblog to save a life

[asubmissiveview]

Listening to this video brought tears to my eyes, but what an incredible way to let 911 know you need help in a situation like this.

[instructor144]

BOOST. If my kid sister had known this, she’d be alive today.

[whatacuntyouare]

Don’t know if they do this in the UK but they should

[instructor144]

BOOST.

[deliciousreviewtyrant-deactivat]

BOOST

[judygrrl]

Always reboot this

[instructor144]

ALWAYS a boost.

[stars-bean]

Sherlock Holmes (2009) dir. Guy Ritchie

[alwaysbewoke]

Ummm....

[ranranpyon]

I'm flying so high.

[anxietyproblem]

[timeclonemike]

I said I believed. I never said I’d obey.

[dawningday84]

Saddened to hear of the passing of our very own Mrs Hudson 😞 RIP Una Stubbs