Got Yeeteth And He Yoinketh

[ransapar]

Are you fucking stupid

Yes

[whatsthatmagiccard]

A more "professional" The Far Side Secret Lair.

[girlnephew]

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.

[yokelfelonking]

People have known this for decades

[goldenlumia]

[pjackk]

For real my friend Tyler trying to get his mouth fucked tonight hmu if U intrested hes 29 and not very handsome at all and he gives bad head

[pjackk]

Hws high key ugly as fuck and needs his throat busted in urgenlty

[deseos-de-la-via-lactea]

[crevicedwelling]

flatid planthopper nymph, Singapore. hemipterans (true bugs) like these have mastered the art of covering oneself in weird waxy filaments, which are shed along with their last juvenile molt, revealing a sleek, gossamer-winged adult

[self-healing]

stop believing that you ran out of time to shape yourself into who you want to be! stop believing that its ruined! stop believing you don’t have potential! you are not a fixed being! you have endless opportunities to grow.

[jorrmungandr]

Any time I feel the grip of anxiety that I’m too old or don’t have time to do something with my limited hours after work, I just remember the wisdom of the ancients:

[kittensnax]

there’s a lot of like “4k mushroom simulation” type videos on youtube where they overlay fractals and breathing grass and stuff onto nature walks – but i think this scene from a YTP is the single most realistic depiction of DMT i’ve ever seen and it’s probably on accident

[azspot]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Somewhere out there, there is a fanfic that begins with these exact lines of dialogue

[margaretqualleytruther]

[pibblepunk]

[10001gecs]

also literally fucked a man so hard yesterday that today i found pieces of my bed on the floor

[mas0nalexander]

I read this too fast and thought it said “pieces of him on the floor”

[10001gecs]

[slushyseals]

Can I stay in your room tonight? I had a nightmare :(

[huffylemon]

[supermariomamafucker]

I FOUND THIS VINE AGAIN

[catasters]