Rant Bitch

[fullcravings]

No Bake Raspberry Cheesecake with Amaretti Crust

[devourmysoul-blog]

I hate the term “women of color” Since fucking when is my peach skin not a color? Why must I be excluded from a group of women?

[azuila]

[chillinintheheat]

your ~peach skin~ wasn’t a color when this was happening

but now you want to be included

no

[amerixcan-horror-story]

[teandcrackers-deactivated202112]

When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.

[housetohalf]

She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.

[palindrome-mystery]

She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.

[spiffypop]

Girl is 50 years old.

FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.

[firebreathingeli]

fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this. 

[fuckingconversations]

You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half. 

Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium. 

This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks. 

Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS. 

[snickersandjackdaniels-deactiva]

she kicks ass like a coursing river

[tacorub]

Saw this post so many months ago and I still think about it from time to time lol so badass

[thatsthat24]

Had the absolute pleasure of meeting her. She’s indeed a kind-hearted and gorgeous badass.

[forwardstyling]

5 Life Hacks to Keep Your Clothes Just Like New

1. Adding distilled vinegar to the last washing cycle will keep them dark

2. Freezing your sweaters in a Ziploc will keep them from shedding

3. Oil stain is removed by leaving baby powder over it overnight

4. Air-Dry your bras to keep them in perfect condition

5. Wait 5 minutes before you put your ironed clothes

If you guys are into life hack tips or simple diy’s consider following me @forwardstyling.

[pacificnorthwestdoodles]

Vinegar is also a decent fabric softener.

[survness]

[dobladim]

[j6]

I need to be gay with someone NOW!

[j6]

I hate this post because people are tagging their significant others in it, this post is for SINGLE SAD PEOPLE WHO YEARN FOR LOVE AND AFFECTION ONLY

[rant-bitch-blog]

One of my friends is trying to raise money for his top surgery. His insurance says he doesn't qualify as a man.... Please try and help him

[angryinkeddrunk]

Dear LGBT people who actively hate/generalize all straight people,

STOP MAKING US LOOK BAD.

Thanks.

This has been a PSA.

[wlwriot]

Lesbian ask game!

1. Sun lesbian or moon lesbian

2. Flannel lesbian or sweater lesbian

3. Curly fry lesbian or waffle fry lesbian

4. Thrift store lesbian or high brow lesbian

5. 70’s disco lesbian or 90’s grunge lesbian

6. Fat cat lesbian or hairless cat lesbian

7. Chinese takeout lesbian or pizza delivery lesbian

8. Big dog lesbian or tiny dog lesbian

9. MoMA lesbian or metropolitan lesbian

10. Matte nail lesbian or glossy nail lesbian

11. Red lipstick lesbian or dusty rose lesbian

12. Crop top lesbian or maxi dress lesbian

13. Neck kisses lesbian or forehead kisses lesbian

14. Fluffy fat cat lesbian or tiny hairless cat lesbian

15. Leather jacket lesbian or letterman jacket lesbian

16. Puts too much salt on food lesbian or too much pepper

17. Glitter eyeshadow lesbian or matte eyeshadow lesbian

18. Flower lesbian or succulent lesbian

19. Ugly cat print sweater lesbian or jean jacket that looks like it’s been through a war lesbian

20. Spaghettios lesbian or Kraft dinner lesbian

21. Hot chocolate lesbian or lemonade lesbian

22. Champagne lesbian or whiskey lesbian

23. Dark aesthetic lesbian or pastel aesthetic lesbian

24. Silk velvet lesbian or crushed velvet lesbian

25. Ball gown lesbian or tuxedo lesbian

26. Forest lesbian or space lesbian

27. Lennon glasses lesbian or aviators lesbian

28. Hestia lesbian or Artemis Lesbian

29. Nose piercing lesbian or belly button piercing lesbian

30. Electric guitar lesbian or ukulele lesbian

31. Converse lesbian or doc martens lesbian

32. Hayley Kiyoko lesbian or Mary Lambert lesbian

33. Olive Garden lesbian or Chiles lesbian

34. Tarot card lesbian or astrology lesbian

35. Peppermint lesbian or cinnamon lesbian

36. Playing-with-her-hair lesbian or getting-hair-played-with lesbian

37. Victim of tickle attacks lesbian or tickle attacker lesbian

38. Tiny tattoo lesbian or whole sleeve of tattoos lesbian

39. Lady and the tramp lesbian or aristocats lesbian

40. Cool Rock collection lesbian or cool leaf collection lesbian

41. Art hoe lesbian or music hoe lesbian

42. 80’s windbreaker lesbian or 80’s blazer lesbian

43. Mom jeans lesbian or skinny jeans lesbian

44. Silver lesbian or gold lesbian

45. Flower crown lesbian or snap back lesbian

46. Annie on my mind lesbian or rubyfruit jungle lesbian

47. Breakfast club lesbian or princess bride lesbian

48. “Wanna cuddle?” Lesbian or surprise hug attack lesbian

49. Jupiter lesbian or Pluto lesbian

50. Make her mixtapes lesbian or sketchbook filled with drawings of her lesbian

[rant-bitch-blog]

lesbian movie options

Option 1: one of them dies

Option 2: they don't end up together

Option 3: literally so bad you'd have preferred to watch a hetero romcom

Option 4: this one is decent but you've already seen it a million times

[goblinparty]

s/o to mentally ill dropouts, y’all are loved and are still worthy of respect and compassion

[marriedtogoddess]

[thickho-deactivated20160615]

me: i wanna die

friend: what’s wrong

me: nothing that’s just my default setting

[vivaci0uz]

If you eat pussy you live longer

[gifsboom]

A dog and his butterfly buddy

[library-mermaid-blog]

my mouth opened with happiness