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dude i literally saw you download killing and upload murder
i took this while i was skiing once. itās the best picture Iāve ever taken and i did it on an iphone 5
i was reminded of this pic after a sex bot liked it and tbh, itās still one of my favorite shots.
my dad took me skiing and it started snowing a lot ā A Lot, a lot ā and we were biding our time until we could ski back downhill to where the car was parked. hence why the snow looks so pristine.
what you also didnāt know previously is that i was sitting at the top of the slope and eating an asiago bagel when i took this. with cream cheese. iāll call that the nectar of inspiration.
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May I ask for a guide to humans with disabilities? Only if your comfortable! ~ @galaxyempire-lilith
Quick Guide to Handicapped Humans
Yes, not EVERY human is handicapped in some way. Take as much time as you need to come to terms with this information before reading. This guide deals with outliers in the human condition that require special accommodations and you should be in a clear state of mind to accept this information properly.
Quick Guide: Ask the human in question what, if any, assistance they desire.
Physical Handicaps
Humans missing an appendage, regardless of accepting a mechanical replacement, will ask if they require assistance.
Do not āsaveā a human from a task you deem impossible for them. This will only result in deeply insulting the human.
Humans who cannot see will most likely walk around with either a creature trained to assist them or a large stick. Do not fear either.
Do not feel obligated to assist them in moving, unless there has been recent major changes that may hurt them before they are aware of it themselves.
Do not introduce your full name every time you greet them, as these humans are (like all humans) capable of identifying you from voice alone. (This does not include nonverbal species.)
Humans who cannot hear rely on visual stimuli and alerts. Be sure to step into their field of vision well before approaching them.
Humans under a temporary impairment will require more assistance than those who have permanent impairments.
Humans with internal physical handicaps are well versed in their handicap and itās solution. To save time and space, discuss with your human what, if anything, they may need from you.
Mental Handicaps
Most mental handicaps are considered learning disabilities but can also source many āhuman quirksā
Not all humans with quirks have these handicaps
Some mental handicaps drain human energy (see depression handbook) and some create excess energy (see ADHD handbook)
Some mental handicaps have triggers. Discuss with crew what triggers exist and the reactions they cause. Adjust as able.
A ālearning disabilityā does not mean a human cannot learn, simply that they learn differently.
More knowledge on these subjects can be found in various handbooks in the medical center on your ship.
Please use the following blank space as a quick reference sheet for your shipās human crew special notes.
Final three rules to keep in mind.
Do not treat this category of human as different.
The more severe case of handicap, the more likely your medical officers will hold training sessions to better equip you to assist.
If a human jokes about themselves, you are guilt free in laughing.
Bag End at night š. still working on my Hobbit comic :3
I had a dream that the king and the queen of a small country had a daughter. They needed a son, a first-born son, so in secret, without telling anyone of their childās gender, they travelled to the nearby woods that were rumoured to house a witch.
They made a deal with that witch. They wanted a son, and they got one. A son, one made out of clay and wood, flexible enough to grow but sturdy enough to withstand its destined path, enchanted to look like a human child. The witch asked for only one thing, and that was for their daughter.
They left the girl readily.
The witch raised her as her own, and called her Thyme. The princess grew up unknowing of her heritage, grew up calling the witch Mama, and the witch did her very best to earn that title.
She was taught magic, and how to forage in the woods, how to build sturdy wooden structures and how to make the most delicious stews. The girl had a good life, and the witch was pleased.
The girl grew into a woman, and learned more and more powerful magics, grew stronger from hauling wood and stones and animals to cook, grew smarter as the witch taught her more.
She learned to deal with the people in the villages nearby, learned how to brew remedies and medicines and how to treat illness and injury, and learned how to tell when someone was lying.Ā
Every time the pair went into town, the people would remark at just how similar Thyme was to her mother.Ā
(Thyme does not know who and what she is. She does not know that she was born a princess, that she was sold. She only knows that one night after her mother read her a story about princesses and dragons, her mother had asked her if she ever wanted to be a princess.)
((Thyme only knows that she very quickly answered no. She likesĀ being a witch, thank you very much, she likes the power that comes with it and the way that she can look at things and knowĀ their true nature.))
The witch starts preparing the ritual early, starts collecting the necessities in the winter so they can be ready by the fall equinox. Her daughter helps, and does not ask what this is for, just knows that it is important.
The witch looks at Thyme, both their hands raised into the air over a complicated array of plants, tended carefully to grow into a circle, and says, sorry.
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genshin impact x high noon over camelot (the mechanisms)
this has a target audience of about 5 people probably but i present to you my genshin / mechs au where kaeya is mordred and diluc is gawain
Whump of May Masterpost
finally got the masterpost for @themerrywhumpofmay done! here it is in all its glory :) content warnings are on each individual fic just to keep this as short as it can beĀ
day 1-Ā āDonāt hold your breath.ā Whip- BBC Merlin
day 2-Ā āI beg to differ.ā Eye contact, Confined- whumper (1&2), whumpee
day 3-Ā āDonāt mind me.ā Smiling, Zip ties, Awoken in the night- whumper (1&2), whumpee (1&2)
day 4-Ā āTry not to flinch.ā- whumper (1&2), whumpee (1&2)
day 5-Ā āMind if I cut in?ā Stumbling, Knife, Ballroom- whumper, whumpee and caretaker but they have names
day 6-Ā āWho died and left you in charge?ā Warehouse, Surprise- Second-in-Command, Sidekick, Medic and Cook
day 7-Ā āRelax.ā Trembling- Hunter, Luz, Flapjack, Eda, Lilith
day 8-Ā āDoes that hurt?ā Alleyway, Broken glass- Whumpee, Caretaker
day 9-Ā āYou can cry, itās okay.ā Phone call, Midnight- Whumper, Caretaker, Medic, Leader
day 10-Ā āTheyāre not here.ā Gravel, Forgotten, Recapture- Whumpee, Caretaker
day 11-Ā āLock the door.ā Miscalculation- Whumper (1&2), Caretaker, Whumpee
day 12- Intruder- Whumper, Whumpee, Henchman, Caretaker
day 13-Ā āWait right here.ā Betrayal, Pistol- A, B, C, and D
day 14-Ā āTrust me, you donāt wanna do that.ā Fire poker- merlin, arthur, gwaine, percivalĀ
day 15-Ā āWhen did you get so brave?ā Soldering iron, Counting- Whumper, Whumpee
day 16-Ā āYouāre scared, arenāt you?ā- Luz, Hunter
day 17-Ā āLetās go back inside.ā Garotte, Carried- Whumper, Whumpee
day 18-Ā āItās getting late.ā- Echo Song (my oc)
day 19-Ā āIām all you need.ā Passenger seat, Broken bones, Screaming- Whumper, Whumpee (they have names but theyāre not part of any other media)
day 20-Ā āDonāt leave me here.ā Trunk- Whumper, Whumpee
day 21-Ā āAre you cold?ā Faked love- Whumpee, one of Whumperās friends
day 22- Recovery- Merlin
day 23-Ā āPlease.ā Falling, Rocks, Sobbing- Hero, Villain
day 24-Ā āDo you need a break?ā Restraints- Hero, Sidekick
day 25-Ā āA little louder.ā Failed escape- Hunter, Luz, Terra Snapdragon (toh)
day 26-Ā āI donāt know what you mean.ā Drugging- Whumper, Whumpee
day 27-Ā āIām sorry, Iām so sorry.ā Nightmares- Whumper, Whumpee, Henchman, Caretaker (they have names but theyāre not part of any media)
day 28-Ā āIād rather not.ā Faked death- Hero, Sidekick, Mentor, Medic, Villain, Henchman
day 29-Ā āDonāt make me.ā Flinching, Collared, Hair matted with blood- Hero, Medic, Villain, Sidekick
day 30-Ā āWhat are you doing?ā Last resort- Apprentice, Leader
day 31-Ā āā¦sir?ā Freezing, Middle of nowhere- Whumpee, Friend (they have names but arenāt part of any other media)
PIRACY MASTERPOST
FREE STEAM GAMES
ALL SIMS 4 DLC
VIMM'S LAIR (a website full of emulators and ROMs, especially for Nintendo games/consoles!)
BASICALLY PHOTOSHOP BUT FREE
FREE MOVIES/TV SHOWS
EVEN MORE FREE MOVIES/TV SHOWS (AFDAH)
FREE MINECRAFT (TLAUNCHER)
THE PIRATE BAY
3DS EMULATOR (CITRA)
3DS ROMS
ALL ADOBE PRODUCTS FOR FREE
ANIME AND TV SHOW PIRACY
A HUGE MASTERPOST OF PIRACY INFORMATION AND SOURCES
SPOTIFY + YOUTUBE WITHOUT ADS
Feel free to reblog with more!
This video somehow pinpoints my exact sense of humor
Iām gonna scream
Whump of May day 31
@themerrywhumpofmay @badthingshappenbingo
prompts used:Ā āā¦sir?ā freezing, middle of nowhere, (bthb) bludgeonedĀ
characters: Izzy, Grayson (just names i chose)
warnings: death, blood, freezing (let me know if i missed any!)
words: 956
a/n: wow last day, canāt believe i made it :) iāll post the masterpost soonĀ
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Whump of May day 28
prompts used:Ā āiād rather not.ā faked death (does it count if theĀ ādeadā didnt want to fake it?) +bthb brainwashing
characters: hero, mentor, medic, sidekick, henchman, villain
warnings: blood, cursing, implied past and future abuse, minor whumpee (17), death, knife, implied brainwashing/gaslighting (let me know if i missed any!)
words: 2198
@themerrywhumpofmay @badthingshappenbingo
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Whump of May day 29
@themerrywhumpofmay @badthingshappenbingo
prompts used:Ā ādonāt make meā flinching, collared, hair matted with blood
warnings: guns, underage whumpee, refrenced past torture, collar, death, guns, hospital (the two last paragraphs) (let me know if i missed any!)
characters: medic, hero, villain, sidekick
words: 1226
part one
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Whump of May day 19
@themerrywhumpofmay
prompts used:Ā āIām all you needā broken bones, passenger seat, screamingĀ
warnings: minor whumpee, kidnapping, whumper who thinks theyāre doing something goodĀ
characters: whumper, whumpee, caretaker (kinda) except they have namesĀ
words: 547
a/n: this is part one of two. the second part comes out on the 27th with promptĀ āiām sorry, im so, so sorry.ā iāll link it as soon as it posts. the second one is long, because i was planning on using prompt 28 for a part two but instead changed it to work for this fic.Ā
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Whump of May day 27
@themerrywhumpofmay @badthingshappenbingo
prompts used:Ā āiām sorry, iām so sorry.ā nightmares
characters: whumper, whumpee, henchman, caretaker (they have names but this is the only story ill write them with)
warnings: cursing, creepy whumper, female whumper, minor whumpeeĀ
words: 4256
a/n: this was going to be a part one, but instead is part two to this fic here. if there are any inconsistencies, its because i wasnāt able to look back at this when i wrote part one and didnāt feel like changing anything minor when i was able to look back at it
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Whump of May day 26
@themerrywhumpofmay
prompts used:Ā āi donāt know what you mean.ā drugged
warnings: non-con drugging
characters: whumper, whumpee
words: 162
a/n: just five minutes left of the day and i got it done :) not really sure how good it is, iām just very tired and happy i got it done in time (this is not edited)
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Whump of May day 25
@themerrywhumpofmay
prompts used:Ā āa little louder.ā failed escapeĀ
warnings: none that iām aware ofĀ
characters: hunter, luz, amity, willow, gus, terra snapdragonĀ
words: 514
a/n: this isnāt my prediction for whatās going to happen or anything, i just had blorbos on the brain and thought this prompt fit well with it
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