Rantxiety for Snanxiety

Shoot off at the mouth, take half the thing I said with a grain of sugar. Snape-fan. Slytherin bby. 21. sometimes I post questionable stuff and NSFW.

[rantxiety]

Severus Snape/Tom Riddle

Art by @difo.art on insta or @artdifo on twt

Please give Difo some love, they're awesome ❤

[rantxiety]

im just saying, draco might not be canonically severus' godson, but I 100% believe that every Slytherin has heard, “He melted my kidnappers in front of me when I was 4! He's so cool!” a thousand times.

[slitheriyn]

noo dont cry pookie

[ed-longshanks]

important psa

[soundlessdragon]

Awh, I always thought they were so pretty and had no idea they could be harmful

[christianmarvel]

Can someone transcribe this? The water is really loud.

[petit-bon-homme]

“Hey everybody! Here we are in the southern Appalachian mountains. We have a pristine Montane stream ecosystem, as you can see all around us here. I thought I’d make an educational video this morning. It involves this practice right here [gestures to rock pile]. As our national parks and national forests fall victim to human pressure, more than ever, this is something we’re seeing more and more of. Hopefully we can make this video go viral. This stream, as you can see around us right here, is a breeding ground for North America’s largest salamander, the Eastern hellbender. They can get up to 2.5-3 feet long. It’s part of our natural heritage in the eastern United States. When people do this right here - what they consider to be art - they’re actually destroying the breeding ground for the Eastern hellbender salamander. The Eastern hellbender will use flat rocks such as these to make nesting sites in these streams. So here’s what I would like everybody to do. If you care about our Montane stream freshwater ecosystems like this one around us here, when you see something like this, this is what I recommend doing: [kicks down rock pile]. Take the rocks, throw them back into the stream. The Eastern hellbender utilizes rocks like this. It actually feels pretty good to do this! [walks to other pile] This is not actually art, okay? This is destruction of our freshwater ecosystems. So I would like to encourage everyone: when you see this [gestures to second rock pile], do this! [kicks pile] I’d like to return our streams to their natural state for the organisms that live here. Thanks, and have a good day.”

[cassiefisherdrake]

PSA from a forest ranger who is instructed to knock these down:

Not only are they harmful for river/stream habits, they can cause hikers to get lost! Cairns are meant to represent the correct path for a trail. We’ve had hikers get lost by following incorrect paths marked by cairns people set up “for fun/art.” Not only do we want 0 hikers to get lost, we want them to stay on the correct path for erosion control and ecosystem protection. Cairn-building “for fun/art” has gained a lot of popularity in recent years, so we keep finding more and more to knock over.

If you want to set up a cairn “for fun/art,” do it in a dry, very rocky area. Don’t take rocks from rivers or streams! But when it’s a bedrock site and there’s lots of rocks sitting around? Sure, fine, whatever. But please please PLEASE knock them down after! Don’t be the reason we have to deploy Search & Rescue for a lost hiker!

[souryam]

they sit and judge people (everyone thinks they're weird)

[crawlingmacaroni]

Lily and Severus as kids give me "feral Saturday cartoon main characters" vibes lol

Inspired by this old drawing I made back in June 2023 ↓

[bebx]

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

[earl-10]

Little Severus Snape 🫰

[dranna]

The Half blood prince

‘Take it… take ..it . Something more than blood was leaking from Snape. Silvery blue, neither gas nor liquid, it gushed from his mouth and ears and his eyes.’

a quick, 1 hour long sketch ~ line arts and doodles are available on my Kofi <3

~ commissions open | prints | links ~

[flymetosnarryland]

Lonely man.

I have to work on backgrounds. It's hard, gosh 😵 I'm crying inside.

(gonna turn it into a little story for make the studies more fun)

[flymetosnarryland]

Bad dreams.

First attempt on Voldy, hehe.

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[rantxiety]

imagine snape doing this, like wrote the name of his crush, water repel the paper, hide it in a chest, and throw it in the middle of the atlantics

[trippingontheescalator]

There's this one thing about the whole argument of "Severus Snape isn't redeemed just because he wants to fuck Harry's mom" that grinds my gears. Like that's implying Snape left his memories for Harry because he wanted to be redeemable in the eyes of those who survive. Snape doesn't give a shit if people think he's a good person or not. He spent 7 whole books proving he gives 0 fucks about his reputation by being an asshole (and I love him for it, honestly).

There's a whole myriad of other reasons why Snape gave Harry his childhood memories, first and foremost probably being because Harry's a little dumb but he's not that dumb and if a Death Eater, one of Voldemort's closest followers, the murderer of Albus Dumbledore himself wrote Harry a note saying "kill urself lmao trust me it's the only way to get rid Voldie" do you think Harry would go "capital idea, let me throw myself off the Astronomy Tower just like you punted Dumbledore off it" No. One single memory of Dumbledore saying "I raised Harry as a pig for slaughter" isn't going to make Harry do shit; he needs to know that Snape was and still is working for the Light side by showing him why he's doing all of this.

And, also, I like to think that this is Snape's weird way of trying to comfort Harry, by showing him he's not alone, that Snape understands his feelings of being trapped, of being powerless, stripped of choices, of surviving a terrible childhood and instead of getting a reward, of building that found family, he's instead sentenced to die and it's not fair.

[ravenshavenn-deactivated2025040]

I love Snape because he's just constantly making jokes for HIMSELF. Like these kids have no clue what he's going on about he's just being sassy as fuck for his own amusement like-

Snape: lmao Umbridge you dumb fuck *bows ironically* you are so stupid *peace sign* I hope these kids kill u *moonwalks out the door*

[rantxiety]

Severus Snape, King of “I have one target audience and that person is me”

[turpinsimp-blog]

Fever Dream

i- he's just doing yoga…

NSFW: Humping, Cumshot , Masturbation🌶️🔞 FULL UNCENSORED version Twitter

This has been an overdue request of Severus dry humping a pillow hihi

Posted two version of this illustration in twt bc im an indecisive bitc-

[fandom-trash-goblin]

i'm sorry in advance

for @shesnotthatserious , your commentary on this post of mine possessed me.