The Boss Man

We're gonna smash our way in and keep smashing until we smash that armor piece right into our smashy little hands. 😉💥

[raph-a-roni]

Yo, the boss has chosen to enter this social media realm to keep his family at bay...

They're all empty shellheads anyway.

I'll probably be a bit quiet on here, leaning back & enjoy the shitshow, I guess.

Who knows?

Feel free to drop by, ask or talk, I won't bite.

Maybe.

My family's blogs:

Mikey: @angelo-the-doctor-of-feelings

Leon: @neonleonsmessymindpalace

Donnie: @donniesexceptionalmind

❗️IMPORTANT ❗️

April: @turtle-sister-april

Hate in any form will not be tolerated, as well as NSFW, other nasty stuff & proshipping.

Ya know, Imma very nice fella, but if ya get on Raph's bad side... Raph wouldn't wanna be you...

[lgbtqiatext]

[the-irreverend]

And stay safe everyone!

[willy-shakesqueer]

Meltdown Imminent

Throws my 'Donnie goes to Raph if he can't control his meltdown' headcannon at you with extreme aggression

(This autism thing is kicking my ass right now, my body feels weird, nothing I draw looks right, I want to throw up, throw something, or throw myself out of a window - and he's my comfort character for a reason. Allow me to vent, if you will~)

[lyraeon]

who taught you that suffering in silence was noble, and how would you shutting up have benefited them?

[lyraeon]

this also counts for all those times you kept your mouth shut and didn't complain because you were being polite, and people would gladly have changed things if you had just asked. your suffering was not noble. you do not get a cookie for it, you do not get a tally mark next to your soul's score for grinning and bearing it. your suffering serves no purpose. break free of it. you deserve comfort.

[goth-queen]

[neonleonsmessymindpalace]

Me: YOU SAW IT FIRST!!

Raph: WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO?

Me: KILL IT!

Raph: YOU SAW IT FIRST?

Me: YOU'RE THE BIG GUY?

Raph: YOU'RE OUR FACE MAN!

Me: AAAAAAAAA IT MOVES!!!! *climbs on top of Ralph's spiky shell*

Raph: *high-pitched* APRIL!!!!!

[turtle-sister-april]

*Mayhem has happily killed the spider like the proud little hunter he is*

At least that one wasn’t as big as the one that crawled on my arm in the middle of the night a while ago.

[raph-a-roni]

LIFE SAVER MAYHEM. ❤️

Oh no. I hope there are not. More spiders. Here.

[neonleonsmessymindpalace]

Me: YOU SAW IT FIRST!!

Raph: WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO?

Me: KILL IT!

Raph: YOU SAW IT FIRST?

Me: YOU'RE THE BIG GUY?

Raph: YOU'RE OUR FACE MAN!

Me: AAAAAAAAA IT MOVES!!!! *climbs on top of Ralph's spiky shell*

Raph: *high-pitched* APRIL!!!!!

[thecelestiallibrary]

"Life is Reason" by Daniel Pemberton (Project Hail Mary)

[raph-a-roni]

"Time Go Fishing", "Humanity", "Amaze Amaze Amaze"

The ENTIRE SOUNDTRACK

[donniesexceptionalmind]

It is amusing and heartwarming to watch @raph-a-roni go "batshit" insane about Project Hail Mary. /aff

[raph-a-roni]

[primeministerofantarctica]

rocky: im not a scientist, im like the least qualified person on this ship, the only reason i survived while the actual scientists died was pure dumb luck :(

ryland grace's internal monologue like every five seconds: oh my god this guy is like a supergenius, he's literally the best engineer i've ever seen, there's no way every other eridian is this smart, like do you even KNOW how cool you are-

[springravity]

When your engineer comes back to your planet with a weird leaky alien that he's obsessed with

[melandrops]

the aroace read of ryland grace is so personal and haunting. "you don't even have a dog." was it not enough to love the world for the sake of living in it. was it not enough to live for the thrill of discovery. was it not enough to smile at your students. was it not enough to be afraid.

[tall]

[miittchan]

kiss ur rock

[rrcenic]

grace meets adrian

[mori0427]

Stratt... have many thoughts about her, all of them leave a gutwrenching pit in my stomach <3 love herr