Raphs Shitshow

I don't give a crap about my language, so shove it

[raphael2k3]

Those hit hard if made right. Toss me 3 of those, I feel like partying tonight

[tmntcouch]

HAMATO RAPHAEL!! YOU ARE NOT GETTING SCHWASTED THIS LATE AT NIGHT!! You have a class to teach tomorrow!!

[raphael2k3]

Oh......right. Sorry R......Wolf 😅

[raphael2k3]

Those hit hard if made right. Toss me 3 of those, I feel like partying tonight

[raphael2k3]

This just looks like turtles on wheels. I didn't know you humans wanted to be turtles that badly

[raphael2k3]

You can't leave Master Splinter's school. He'll drag you there by your shells

[raphael2k3]

Do you humans have a suicide wish?! Just live in the sewers like good folk do if you want a rock cieling!!

[raphael2k3]

Throw some mutagen on her and you could have 40 new versions

[raphael2k3]

This is why turtles stay on land. Less chance of being like you humans

[raphael2k3]

Keep your weed. Give me some of that BBQ, I need a break from Mikey's pizza concoctions

[raphael2k3]

Devil animals geese. One took off with my sai once. Mikey never let it go

[raphael2k3]

Ah, dark humor at its finest. My type of people

[memesfromtheinternet]

[raphael2k3]

You should do that on hot asphalt too. Poor pooch gonna burn his paws

[furwhisk]

[raphael2k3]

I know yall are lookin at the cat, but I'm lookin at the travesty of that seat. What did you do? Get some fresh leather on that!!

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[raphael2k3]

Intense sex

[sweetnlovelylainey]

Jordens men’s sneaker😍

[raphael2k3]

Pretty sure thats a pooch rather than Jordan's........

[dawg-in-me]

[raphael2k3]

Feelins mutual. Not that I wanted this account anyways

[memesfromtheinternet]

[raphael2k3]

Dogs copy their owners

[thedankmemes]

[raphael2k3]

Hah! Some girls be that forward huh?