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just-shower-thoughts

Whatever doesn’t kill you,… You begin to like it..

just-gay-thoughts

Wasabi doesn’t kill me, I still don’t like it

the-pink-hacker

So it hasn’t killed you yet

just-gay-thoughts

And I pray it never will, I have other ideas on how ill leave this earthly plain

rapidlyapproachingwasabi

Unfortunately, life just doesn’t care about your plans.

just-gay-thoughts

I’ll fist fight it

rapidlyapproachingwasabi

If you punch a wasabi

You don’t punch the wasabi

You just wasabi your punch

*evil laughter*

just-gay-thoughts

Took me way too long to read your url, good job friend

#thx #I created this account for the sole purpose making that reblog

It turns out depression also reduces velocity

just-gay-thoughts

So I've been getting a lot of new followers and I figured I should clear some things up.

Just-shower-thoughts is a bot that reposts from the r/showerthpughts reddit. I am a simple person who 2 years ago started this blog on an impulse with the purpose to 'respond' to just shower thoughts (jst). Over the years it's been a way to get out a little aggression and clear up misinfo. I would not feel comfortable being rude to jst if I wasn't 100% sure they're a bot, and if jst ever asks me to stop I will. But bottom line: the person who originally made the post on reddit likely won't ever see what I write, I try to avoid attacking in a personal way, and where I can I try to fact check what's being said.

rapidlyapproachingwasabi

And I am an individual created as a joke over one of her posts and have begun following her around

Say something intelligent and i will materialize inside your lungs

I’m on your front porch

I left for a few months and I come back and all of my blogs have been followed by like 80 of what I assume are either Twitter immigrants or porn bots

just-shower-thoughts

Whatever doesn’t kill you,… You begin to like it..

just-gay-thoughts

Wasabi doesn’t kill me, I still don’t like it

naurjulianaaaaur-deactivated202

wasabi is so goo i wish id kill me

just-gay-thoughts

I know someone who can help with that

@rapidlyapproachingwasabi

rapidlyapproachingwasabi

HELLO @naurjulianaaaaur

Sorry I’m kinda tired lately.

#I cannot rapidly approach for the time being

sealed-baby-snom-deactivated202

*the egg starts wobbling*

rapidlyapproachingwasabi

EVERYONE HURRY OVER ITS HATCHING

Guys please give me someone to chase

#idk what to do rn #the wasabi is inevitable #except when I don’t know what to do with my life

just-gay-thoughts

So yesterday was the 2nd year anniversary of this blog (I think, there's like a 90% chance at this point that I somehow came up with that date out of thin air), and due to college being college and life being life, I forgot to do the annual sappy post and almost forgot to do it today.

So here it is folks, in all my tired, sappy, pain filled glory.

I know I keep saying this but it honestly floors me how big this blog has gotten, as of when I last looked there are jist over 2700 of you, and damn? Hello? This pastonth has been a wild ride for me, one of my response somehow blew up bigger than my posts usually do (I'm talking the difference between maybe 30 notes on what I added and over 11000!) And then tbe Twitter situation has led to a lot of you joining me recently.

And I can't thank yall enough, I can't say for sure but I don't know how long I'd have kept up this blog if it weren't for the little interactions from yall, occasionally getting to have an interesting conversation about a serious topic, or the baffled confusion over my fork habits. I love seeing the comments yall add in reblogs and tags, I read all that I see even if I don't respond in some way. I recognize a couple of yalls urls jist from seeing you from time to time, and you all seriously bring me a hell of a lot of joy.

This is getting long winded but hey, fuck it, I'm tired so yall are getting rambles not thoight out sentences.

Thank you for honestly making these past 2 years just a little bit brighter for me.<3

rapidlyapproachingwasabi

Happy birthday

#have some sushi #don’t worry I disinfected it for you

Wasabi is tired

#running is tiring

shobasuckso

IRIS SPACESHIP CREW

FIGHT ME HERE (I do revenge!)

rapidlyapproachingwasabi

Wasabi is inescapable

#submit to the wasabi

shobasuckso

I need to give what I can to this very small fandom, and give I shall

shobasuckso

colored versions + rebooted Hank-Morely

rapidlyapproachingwasabi

It is coming

#submit to the wasabi

shobasuckso

Hello folks, I just want to say that I will be stepping down from social media and interacting with it, simply because I am still sixteen and in highschool and I dont want the stress of being a content creator destroy me. It's already taken a giant toll on my mental health (negatively) and has made me just hate my art even more.

I hope you all understand, I'm also suffering through a great loss so I really need this huge break. I won't be deleting any of my socials but I will be inactive.

I will still work on the commissions I have remaining so if you commissioned me, do not worry , I won't abandon the work.

Thank you everyone for your kind words and compliments you gave me in the past, but it's just not my time yet.

May we have fun again soon,

Shobashin, Signing off.

rapidlyapproachingwasabi

Wasabi

#submit to the wasabi