There so many other thing you could else then wasting your time with this ridiculous long and boring piece of art as some people would call it. I call it just an essay spreading out of the depths of my consciousness. With beating around the bush and using as many idioms, as long ones as I can find, while writing this text I can feel how the attention of you, dear reader, slowly decreases. What is the meaning of this essay what is it going to say? I cannot say it because you have to find the answer by yourself. Imagine a spinning wheel spinning and spinning round and round with the only purpose in its precious life is spinning. Sounds interesting I know. Everybody would love to have such a simple life. Spinning, spinning and spinning. Amazing isn’t it, you just thought about a spinning wheel while reading this and for sure you have forgotten what, until know, this text is all about. Back to the track, boredom is something we should talk about next. It’s something interesting and not really boring if you just try to think about it. Boredom is an ordeal we all have to face sometime. It could be while waiting for the doctor in this often colorless room surrounded by ill people or while staying with a friend with whom you don’t know what to talk about because you already talked about everything. Everything is strange word, how can you talk about everything? Is it even possible? It would mean to talk ‘til infinity and beyond. Infinity, isn’t it the end. Talking to infinity isn’t even possible but should you manage to talk beyond it strange thing this language. Not only languages are strange everything is strange. It’s just the point of view or better to say what you’re used to. Imagine a world with pink sky and blue grass. Sound strange doesn’t it. It’s hard to imagine to live on such a place because our place, which we’re used to, is just not like this, or is it? You never sat on grass and watched to sky with eyes of somebody else. May he or she has a pink sky and blue grass just doesn’t called it so because we learned to call the color of sky on a sunny day blue and the color of the grass green. So why should it be different then this color. Strange is also boredom. You can fall in such a stupidity while you’re stuck in this feeling and start thinking of things like a world with pink sky and blue grass or a spinning wheel which is spinning all lifelong. To make this essay a bigger waste of time I’m going to integrate a long word and start talking about it, just to waste a bit more time of your, dear reader’s, time. Floccinaucinihilipilification, a quite interestingly long word which can took several times of reading to read it in the right way. Beside the fact that it is 29 letters long it is also interesting to mention that the Oxford Dictionary describe it as follows. “The action or habit of estimating something as worthless.” Floccinaucinihilipilification is rarely used and I can absolutely not understand why and for sure neither do you, dear reader. It’s complexity in meaning and beautiful arrangement of letters is just outstanding. Of course you’re realized that I’m kidding. Floccinaucinihilipilification isn’t a word I’d love to use, not because of its meaning, of which I have no idea what it tries to say, but because of its orthography. I wouldn’t have a clue how to write this word. I really hope you don’t have Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia (the fear of long words). Humankind so many intellectuals who formed the pillars of our society with inventing new things and shaping your language. You finely found your way to end of my latest masterpiece. Congratulation you were able to read it to the end or you just jumped to it. Anyway, you found your way down here and may or may not took some advantages of this essay. Thanks for join my thoughts, dear reader.
