Local Cryptid

traumatized dilf enjoyer || he/they || over 18 || send me stuff i'm bored

[onestormynight]

screaming crying throwing up

[vanta-bat]

Alfred was taking care of Bruce’s wounds for years. Now Alfred is dead and it was only logical that Damian, who studied medicine and has experience doing surgery, would be the one stitching Bruce's wounds. Bruce can't help but notice how much less it hurts when Damian takes care of the stitching. How the wounds heal better and leave less noticeable scarring. He can't help but understand now how little patience Alfred actually had for him when tending to his wounds.

[onestormynight]

being so (ab)normal about this || Batman 11 cover by Kristafer Anka...

[winterstroking]

Every morning before work feels like this.

[reducingemissions]

Sorry rose

[onestormynight]

i don't know when it started but at some point i nicknamed slade as "pornstar" and i think that's my peak contribution to him

why? because Slade Wilson is 1000% a name someone would create as a porn name. and Deathstroke??? does that not imply that person gives handjobs so good they'll kill you

[onestormynight]

back into reading batman fanfic and have compiled a selection of my favorite Tropes(tm):

immortal Joker but in the flavor of he gets killed and reborn

Bruce droping wild (and angsty) dad-lore

normal employee/citizen pov in the face of Antics

[uhzzurago]

been thinking about them recently

[juunipupu]

Midsummer knight series so far

[ochibrochi]

💎 rogues are a bat's best friend 🦇 @brucewaynepinupzine

[fyeah-taliaalghul]

Talia al Ghul and Rose Wilson training commission I recieved from @ninalinovna !!!

[ninalinovna]

thank you again for commissioning me!!! i had so much fun with this 💖

[ram1dus]

redraw

[onestormynight]

jason should have a nightmare about putting a gun to bruce's head and bruce just grinning like the joker and pulling the trigger even if jason was never going to shoot

[onestormynight]

smth smth two wolves inside me... bruslade and roseslade thoughts warring with each other...

[ponury-grajek]

my friend showed me hearts of stone and daaaaaaamn

daaamn

Olgierd 🙏🛐

and also, yes, I don't understand why he wasn't a romance option 🤡

[varchaiiart]

relistening to the audiobook and got inspired!

[onestormynight]

you ever get into obscure media that no one you know has heard of and there's hardly anything about it online so you just obsess about it in your head like a dog chasing its tail and get so into your headcanons and vision that you can't bring anyone else into it because it means way too many logic jumps for them to follow and slowly isolate yourself more and more from everyone because none of them understand and get more and more neurotic? no? just me? okay :)