My Hand Slipped

Some may call this junk, me, I call them treasures.

[thememedaddy]

[headspace-hotel]

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[prefieronuestrofuneral]

[thememedaddy]

[kosmogrl]

[my-dailydreams]

[thememedaddy]

[bgm05]

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

[bgm05]

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

[thediscossessed]

Literally this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

[fuckyeah2000s]

[invisibletripwire]

[rozieramati]

[bobdylanyaoi]

2025 stats:

0 dubai chocolate ingested

0 labubus bought

0 episodes of stranger things watched

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[network-rail]

[network-rail]

apparently making fun of 9/11 is all I need to become popular on tumblr

[tweeterwilbury]

Collecting those rn

[tweeterwilbury]

[tweeterwilbury]

[tweeterwilbury]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

[sandmandaddy69]