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Dirk Gently blog! Featuring large amounts of brotzly, but you'll also find faranda and other ships, as well as lots of misc content. My art can be found in the tag below, and the ask box is always open. Cheers, and enjoy!

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Hey everyone! Here’s my contribution to the Big Bang, a collaboration with wonderful writer and fellow dirktective, @brotzman. Go read her fic Thank You, Universe, here and glorify in slow burn brotzly, faranda, and of course, nazi punching.

Thank you @brotzman for inspiring this extremely emotionally satisfying piece, and thank you to the mods for setting this all up!!!

(Sorry the sizing is a little weird, that’s just ‘cause I suck and don’t have the patience to jimmy this any more than I already have, but if you go to my blog here it shows up pretty well! Or just open the image in a new tab and zoom.)

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[lost-at-first-sight]

The Rowdy 3 (5?)

[mammamiadyke]

couple aesthetics  dirk & todd

[dirkgentlyandfriends]

When Friedkin says "Mnishkin Parambalert"

[dirkgentlyandfriends]

When Friedkin says "Mnishkin Parambalert"

[rarecoincidinks1]

Todd: I hate everything! I hate everyone!

Dirk: *voice cracks* everyone?

Todd:

Todd: *sighs* everyone but you

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GRAPES (๑╹っ╹๑)

[dont-offend-the-bees]

Hearing My Voice In Your Voice Is Music To My Ears (Seriously Though, You'll Be Hearing From My Lawyers)

@lavellington NICE.

Ok so this might not be my best offering since I’ve only had time for one proofread- may go back over and tweak/fix it later. But I sure had a blast writing it so i hope you have a laugh reading it!

time for fluff, silliness and some slightly gratuitous hitchhiker’s guide references, enjoy! <3

Dirk had never been a fan of the word ‘Anglophile’. Frankly, he thought adding the word ‘phile’ onto any noun was unnecessarily pretentious at best and downright dodgy at worst. But, well, if the shoe fits!

See, Dirk loved England. England and all things English. He loved that there were at least fifty different phrases just to say ‘it’s raining’. He loved fish and chips and thought they hadn’t tasted as good since the chippies stopped serving them in newspapers. He loved tea, brewed to perfection and, to paraphrase Victoria Wood, hot enough to melt the buttons on a flame-proof nightie.

And most of all, he loved the accents. 

Keep reading

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I, for one, cannot wait to see Stoner Todd™ on screen. Messed up hair is a giant plus. Gimmie my stoner boy reuniting with his sunshine boy Cue Dirk not knowing what weed smells like and telling Todd he smells like a nasty skunk

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Beautiful mental image of Dirk sitting in the back of the escape van like “wow, what a weird smell, can anyone else smell that?”.

Cut to Amanda, Todd and the Rowdy 3 exchanging looks of mild amusement and disbelief while hiding their various joints.

[vimessy]

Farah/Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency

[lavellington]

This is so freaking beautiful

[bardic-devastation]

[thebirdoesbacan]

Everything is connected <3

[vimessy]

Farah/Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency

[lavellington]

This is so freaking beautiful

[morgen92]

Consider… Todd and Amanda’s parents appearing as young adults in a flashback played by Ksenia Solo and Gael Garcia Bernal.

[princessparadoxical]

I’d like to think that the souls of Patrick Springs’ pets are out there in the universe, having fun and occasionally haunting the shit out of animal abusers.

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[fuckyeahthehistoryboys]

sistercolumbia:

Okay, I’m done! I swear.

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(via lefeufollet)

[lizzisgeek]

@samuelbarnettsdisease, have you seen this one?