In full bloom

born tiger, ain't gonna live like a dog. +

[sunflowerbutch]

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

[dinuguan]

[unclefather]

me comforting my mullet husband and assuring him that he is still masculine after he had to see another mans butt cheek

[phonographzerohash]

this is an image with a lot of power and while my instincts are telling me to lean into it I don’t feel like the life I’ve lived to this point has equipped me to do it safely

[greenegrace]

🤑🤠🤑🤠💖💵💰💸💲🤑💖💖💸💵💲🍆💦🍆🍆

reblog to get a sugar daddy who’ll buy you concert tickets

[memewhore]

[godku-deactivated20181021]

the perks of being bi is that i can get rejected by both men and women!

[vangoggles]

my wonka death would be asking mr wonka why he doesn’t solve world hunger, and he plays a little song on his flute and then the oompa loompas come and beat me into twinkie batter for my hubris

[paper-backstab]

do y’all realize this is the original image and has nothing to do with the current meme format

[swarnpert]

still doesnt explain the arm

[raryu]

hello strangers

[horoskippy]

How the signs are feeling

Jaded as fuck and probably just wants to sleep: Sagittarius, Leo, Gemini, Libra

Amazing, only screamed into the void twice today: Virgo, Pisces, Cancer, Scorpio

Hasn’t felt feelings in months but if you had to choose, tired: Aries, Capricorn, Aquarius, Taurus

[meladoodle]

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

[macleod]

when i was a small child i carried around a little tiny pumpkin in my pockets for months

[meladoodle]

i retract my original statement. that is fair and important

[princesscheeto]

I’m as free as my hair 〰️

[majorrangerdanger]

Kirk when Spock is injured/mildly in danger:

[chrishoulihan]

Omg yall, it’s April, which means that one month from today

[aimmyarrowshigh]

#do u ever see shit like this and realize#that in the real world#this has literally no meaning#but seven thousand people on this website saw it#understood it#and then shared it with others#sometimes it just hits me (via literallyfuckeveryone)

[virgoassbitch]

[oaluz]

[brucebocchi]

[blackpyrefly]

outfit idea

This

over this

so that “i have no tits” can be read through the hole