[nouveau-riche-princess]

when she lets me hit

[martial-art-world]

[toesucker416]

SIGNAL!!! BOOST!!! I don't care if this doesn't fit your blog's aesthetic, reblog EVERY TIME!!!

[toesucker416]

I know things are scary because they're going to strike us down with their powerful kicks, but here's what YOU (yes, YOU READING THIS RIGHT NOW) can do

1. nothing

2. we're so fucked

[martial-art-world]

WE'WE ALLLG ONNA DIE

[randomencounters]

Encounter: unfortunately every taekwondo practitioner in the world is under orders to eliminate everyone else

[never-obsolete]

[bowsersex]

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

[bowsersex]

Military recruiter who pretends to be a tarot card reader so he can tell every person who gets their future read by him and they'll be joining the military in the future.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

[dogpuppy]

[cryptidfuckery]

Hey so like omen wise how are we doing. Are we doing okay

[thememedaddy]

[lizardsfromspace]

With news of the death of Paramount+ as they prepare to merge it with all of the mergers they've merged with, let's reflect on its legacy:

It wasn't very good

[lizardsfromspace]

Remembering when CBS All Access launched and besides Star Trek Disco it only had a random assortment of CBS shows they still owned the rights to, and I opened one soap opera and it immediately tried to load a list of thousands of episodes at once and it crashed the app

[lizardsfromspace]

Paramount+ had it all. Did it work? No. Did it have a wide library of content? No. Did it feature all of Star Trek, its explicit and only reason for existing? Well they sold off one show to another service, and would sometimes remove episodes for no reason, and never had all the movies at the same time, but,

[lizardsfromspace]

Paramount+ using AI to generate the rest of a photo of Captain Kirk bc the Star Trek company neither has access to photos of William Shatner playing Captain Kirk or knowledge of what he looks like. Nobody was doing it like them

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[kittykittyredcat]

[targetedknowledge]

[wizard0rb]

it’s the greatest day

[programmerhumour]

Once upon a time…

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

[thebeanestbad]

[personification-of-anxiety]

I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

[triassictriserratops]

[chewupmyheart]

[ozth]

fuckkkkkk I cleared the time loop first try

[ozth]

I woke up in the morning and everything was different

[boghermit]

Happy May the Fourth to this tweet specifically

[eyecantread]

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man