Voyeur Lawyer

Just your average smart-mouthed attorney who loves to find the humor in daily life. That and I have a habit of making funny faces in the mirror –- at least 5 every day.

[rasheeraj]

January 1, 2020 was a success. . . -A walk in the cold -Korean food -Old video games on the Sega . . #onethingaday2020 #theyearoftheraj2020 #whatsyourrasheeupto #jayday2020 https://www.instagram.com/p/B61Kz9JnObv/?igshid=1fz7n2whgythv

[rasheeraj]

The one time in DC when we smelled something skunky and it wasn’t weed. 😂🤦🏾‍♀️ #latergram (at Smithsonian’s National Zoo and Conservation Biology Institute) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5MY6ChH691/?igshid=1nl06dbwo78lz

[rasheeraj]

#protip Enlist your squad to help you stay on task. Happy Tuesday. #pawpatrol #whatswrongwithme (at Southwest Waterfront) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5DYj7DHUzH/?igshid=iy2lyxtrh39e

[rasheeraj]

Trying to stay clean out here. (at SPIN) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4q6BA8n2sw/?igshid=7rb455nfm8fp

[rasheeraj]

3 months ago, I washed my navy blue duvet cover and promptly forgot about it. When I realized there was no way to get that mildewy-ass smell out of it, I chucked it. Now answer me 2 questions: 1. Where does Mogambo sleep on this bed? 2. Why does this pitch of filth not bother me at all? #Wearegross #Mogambo #dirtydoggo #adayinthelife #boymom #🐗 #donttellmyallergist (at Washington, District of Columbia) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4kQhb5nC7U/?igshid=1piufx1kqnwrr

[rasheeraj]

I regret nothing. (at Spice-6) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4bAlfNHG7U/?igshid=us4ytcabbp91

[rasheeraj]

Making friends in the rain 🌧 ⚾️ (at Nationals Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4RCA3tHxTH/?igshid=160nyflkri0ry

[rasheeraj]

I’ve really grown a lot since high school, you know? 20 years has given me time to mature into the sophisticated lady I am today. Emily too. 😂😳🤷🏽‍♀️ (at Grapevine, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4H2BVan6cn/?igshid=2vea6iuntde9

[rasheeraj]

Learning the essentials of curly hair maintenance. 💜💇🏽‍♀️💜 https://www.instagram.com/p/B39sfGLnkIq/?igshid=cp443q9fssmw

[rasheeraj]

at NoMa https://www.instagram.com/p/B3cBLErHKo4/?igshid=1ql1mt09r5snc

[rasheeraj]

🦖🦖🦖 (at Smithsonian’s National Zoo and Conservation Biology Institute) https://www.instagram.com/p/B2xNw4EH0wV/?igshid=x9y5itx30mme

[rasheeraj]

J, softly under his breath while painting: “I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100% that bitch...” . . 😳😂🎨🧬 . . He later used the F-word appropriately in a sentence. How are you supposed to act like an adult when it’s so hilarious? Asking for a friend... . . #lizzotruthhurts #truthhurts #lizzo #latergram https://www.instagram.com/p/B2STQ11n1Ju/?igshid=b2dvetyzqu65

[rasheeraj]

My poor sweet skeleton was no match for Jay. RIP a second time, sweetie. #namaste #skeleton #airplants (at Southwest Waterfront) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1_ykBcnpmN/?igshid=qkpwoakp98jv

[rasheeraj]

Yeah it’s super adorable that everyone else’s kids are excited about going back to school. Meanwhile at my place 🙄 https://www.instagram.com/p/B185T9Xn-ye/?igshid=18dt3mp10nx59

[rasheeraj]

Mermaid Açaí Bowl 🧜🏽‍♀️ I don’t even know who I am anymore. #latergram #mermaid #acaibowl #peakmillennialinstagram (at Union Market DC) https://www.instagram.com/p/B16zZofHBTO/?igshid=y7329lhn8uo0

[rasheeraj]

#nationaldogday #🐗 #mogambo #mogambokhushhua https://www.instagram.com/p/B1pjOjqHatu/?igshid=1dgwa7dmorw32

[rasheeraj]

Do you ever wonder if you're the person having the idle conversation just before the weird thing is discovered to start an episode of Law & Order SVU? Like this morning, I dropped my son off at camp and noticed this in the parking lot of the church as I was getting back in the car... little girl's underwear and an almost empty bottle of red California moscato. DUNH DUNH!!! 😳 #noseriously #shouldicallthepolice https://www.instagram.com/p/B1Mj4gTlWNM/?igshid=11d3o0qnjinb0