America’s Next Top Eldritch Horror

You can call me Louis Common Denominator. Asexual & Biromantic. 26.

[killy-deactivated20241228]

[evilwizard]

[arinthehunter]

[phaeton-flier]

[funnytwittertweets]

[ruffboi-mags]

(via @taibhsearachd)

[stars-bean]

Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Okay this is just getting funny now

[iwilleatyourenglish]

it is with a heavy heart that i must inform y’all that most of the apostles, including our boy judas, are locked behind paywalls

[originaltransusername-deactivat]

Honestly the idea of conversing with Judas has me on the ceiling

[raskolnikovsnapolean]

"What school did you go to?"

"Brown."

"Student loans?"

"No."

"I'm sorry; you're dying."

Such a fucking ICONIC exchange.

[glitch-frog-deactivated20241206]

clicker training but its just a single piano key that makes you sad

[badcor3]

Ain’t this what MCR did to a bunch of 2010s emos

[depsidase]

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

Director's cut? I'm just trying to enjoy the movie. His circumcision status is none of my business.

[spelledslots]

[panicawa]

Their accents truly were *a chef's kiss*

[c3rvida3]

When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

[mothocean]

[raskolnikovsnapolean]

"based on the comic by Eiichira Oda"

UM

[girlwhoisnormal]

They should invent a job that i actually want to do

[rattle-my-stars]

[chronicintrovert]

i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

[indigosfindings]

man tvtropes is something else

[anxietyproblem]