Rat Catching

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[vinylespassion]

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Yes, please do.

[super-nova-bitch-blog]

straight out of the womb we’re teaching girls to hate their bodies and teaching boys that they’re SUPER!

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These look the same size to me...can't a girl wear the Super one? Baby boys shouldn't hate their thighs either.

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Just jealous

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[yupthatexists]

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My level of humor today.

[best-of-memes]

Optional boss fight

[insomniatasteslikecottoncandy-d]

[megasonger]

“nathan is a poopyhead”

[beesmygod]

[radicalapollo]

“Zachary is a jewish name”

this is just filled to the brim with wackiness and excitement aint it

[queererfacilities-blog]

andi is a bad bachelorette?

[pexchyykeen]

“emily is a theory”

im just a theory 

[deadmomjokes]

Doing it with the name I use online (cuz I’m a paranoid lil twit who doesn’t like using her real name on the scary interweb),

“Ti is a felon.”

I would like to inform you all that NO.

[nodaktaylor]

“taylor is a stupid name”

how dare

[moonturtle6]

Abigail is a ghost

[kiki-kit]

[ikimaru]

“Sunny is a professional shoplifter”

well there goes my cover

[ungodlyobsessions]

“Erica is actually a robot”

Beep boop no I’m not

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

“Kat is down”

oh well you’re not wrong 

[comic-chick]

“Elizabeth is afraid that her husband” They my husband is what?? “Elizabeth is afraid” would have been accurate. I also checked what most people call me, “Liz is awesome” thanks google :)

[sweetvixenellie-deactivated2018]

“Ellie is a nickname for what” pffft “Eleanore is a triplet” Nope… we’re not.

[ambris]

I will never escape the fact that my name is also a religion.

[tasteslikefry]

“Elise is awesome”

aww

[ladybender]

“sara is a frequent business traveler”

dude i haven’t left my house in four days

[mckitterick]

“…a kid who is always up to party and have a good time. Dude, I don’t wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.”

That was unexpectedly delightful.

[digitaldiscipline]

i just came out to have a good meme and

[unseenphil]

My real concern is that I didn’t even get to to type the “a ” and everything filled in with “Not on Fire”. 

What do you know, google.

[seananmcguire]

Google knows how much I love you.

[knitmeapony]

laurie is a shy child who avoids social gatherings – accurate

[quasigeostrophy]

Dan is a meme.

[rat-catching]

Jennifer is a party pooper remix

Which is?

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@blueandbluer so many questions about the scientific method used on this one.

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

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Want

[bandtshirt]

[keepcalmkeepfunny]

[cynema]

Winona Ryder on the set of Beetlejuice, 1988.

[yupthatexists]

There is a website (shelterpups.com) that will turn a photo of your cat/dog into a realistic looking plush toy…

[rat-catching]

Potential

[yupthatexists]

There is a Clown Motel in Tonopah that shares a lot with an abandoned cemetary…

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So.

[wolframalpha]

If aliens should ever visit and be so inclined, a #Halloween harvest of 1 in 56 Americans would stretch small intestines around the world.

http://wolfr.am/1P8epE0