jace

the main blog 2 my sideblogs, the sticker 2 ur laptop and the op of one semi popular post :(

[ratabethchase]

um. i am making a pinned post

im a major (as in not a minor. 21)

☢️ THEY THEM ALERT ☢️

i have many blogs that get used to varying degrees:

@ratabethchase main blog . anything that doesn't fall into below categories. which means ANYTHING.

@bi-reginald julie and the phantoms blod

@lanceyvoltron voltron is NOT going on main

@gregstevestumarkleightonchadand for starkid and other vaguely musical related stuff

@jacesaves my save folder

erm. that is all u need 2 know i think. i rarely tag stuff unless its my own original post, which i will try to tag #mine but i forget very often

[gayhockeyshow]

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

[endcrys-art]

This pride month I need every aromantic to get more annoying about being aromantic

[oneheadtoanother]

are you lost little boy

[oneheadtoanother]

This is so much funnier than my caption, dammit

[mullet-man05]

I'm right where I want to be

[mullet-man05]

Also hey you cut off the part where I support the Oregon Ducks. We just beat UW a few hours ago, sco Ducks!

[i-am-shitpost]

[mullet-man05]

Lmfaoooo this is hilarious

[themainspoon]

A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:

It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:

So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:

So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.

[eggfucker700]

please tell me a gaggle of monsterfucker muppets heckled op in the street by singing "there goes mr asshole there goes mr bitch"

[obluette]

you turned yourself into a mausoleum 

heart wrenching commission concept

[toskarinfr]

>hear frantic clicking and the sounds of exertion

>must be a rhythm game player

>genuinely impressed at the apm

>look outside

>crabs are pinching a man to death

[sexybritishllama]

the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

[sexybritishllama]

i have seen a bizarrely high number of replies to this post saying ‘okay but you have to take into account people’s preferences and dietary restrictions!!!’ so i just wanted to take the time to clarify that my original one (1) paragraph tumblr joke post was in fact an entirely comprehensive guide to trip planning, you should NOT take into account food allergies or accessibility or general basic preferences of your friends at all, there are absolutely no further nuance or considerations that need to be made beyond what i originally wrote

i have a friend with peanut allergies so every time we go somewhere i make sure to take my peanut car that is made up of thousands of peanut shells glued together and then for activities all of us take turns throwing peanuts at her and then we have peanut butter for dinner. everyone loves it

[not100bees]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[rosieandthemoon]

detail from Annunciation by Jan van Eyck, c. 1434-1436 {full}

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[sandmandaddy69]

[girlmostlikely]

[liquidstar]

this is gonna sound stupid but i was talking abt this with a friend of mine the other day, but you can really tell when ppl view the concept of being transgender as a completely binary experience based on the way they do trans headcanons

[liquidstar]

to paraphrase my convo with her, the idea that a specific group of trans people cant relate to someone trying to play a certain role due to societal pressure (weather its their agab or their actual gender identity) or whatever else is ridiculous.

if you go around saying "trans women can never understand the experience of being forced into traditional feminine gender roles" YOU ARE WRONG! if you go around saying "trans men could never over-perform a masculine identity because of insecurity" YOU ARE WRONG! we are so much more alike than people seem to think. its not that binary.

and i feel like it boarders on misgendering. the idea that a woman or man can't possibly relate to these "Opposite" experiences implies that if you do, youre not "really" your gender. if you feel restricted by the gender roles forced on you in order to pass, or if you feel pressure to perform your gender, you arent Really that gender because clearly that experience doesnt exist anywhere else.

and yeah of course sometimes it does depend on the story, sometimes things are set in stone. but we're talking abt pure headcanons here. stuff people make up for fun! and yet even then they cant let go of the idea of Boys are Blue and Girls are Pink

to quote her directly, "yes there are differences but i imagine 90% of the stuff we go through is similar and trying to binary-ify it is stupid"

[shencomix]

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[liquidstar]

Man what the hell I went to the club in my dream and my brain made up a new goth band that was the New Hottest Edgy Thing when when I woke up I realized the lyrics were just "I love you vampire. Monday vampire Tuesday vampire Wednesday vampire every day vampire" and it just goes on like that in like a typical bauhaus esque goth voice. What. Kindergarten goth song