professional catboy

vanja | 24 | any prns | aroace |evil vizier to @linanord & @aroacehirano

[marxism-leninism-utenaism]

there are a lot of reasons why someone might become transgender but the most common one is to acquire more powerful sword techniques

[ot3]

the people’s princess.

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[discofisting]

[valtsv]

do you think killing and hurting people and hitting them with hammers and blowing them up is epic and based irl

[abigailspinach]

[watasnak]

what the fuck are my mutuals doing

[aflo]

Settlers of catan

[lakesbian]

people vaguely saying 'the horrors' as shorthand for 'life problems, don't worry about it' in conversations where the problems are not going to be delved into has got to be one of my favorite new Ways Of Speaking that has emerged. like it's polite and vague and succinct enough for impersonal conversation but also extremely honest. it's very funny. The Horrors. we all know of them.

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[deadelated]

indeed...

[tumbwr]

[rivertigo]

having a crush is wrong and isn’t natural

[nonlynear]

if you are my mutual i need you to be on some bullshit i dont understand

[dubiousdisco]

[guorble]

keep thi one in mind...

[talesfromthecrypts]

“They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap”

“No age gap??!?!?”

“And no non-con elements”

“NO NON CON?”

“And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors”

“Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING”

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[chartreuxcatz]

Shout out to Linda. The he/him asexual woman from my psychology quiz from a few years ago

[therapatical]

queer discourse final boss

[cannibalchicken]