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jellycatsdaily

Jellycat of the Day | 15th July 2026

↳ Bartholomew Bear Bathrobe

“Bunny mode: engaged!”

jellycatsdaily

Bonus Bartholomew Bear Bathrobe 🥰

fhauly

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

heirtocragflame

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

learnelle

It’s just me and many cups of tea against this new semester lol ♡

anaryllis

reminders i need to like, tattoo on my brain:

1. if you feel judged and hurt by others, try sleeping

2. if you feel judgmental and resentful of others, try eating (the classics)

3. if you feel uncomfortable, try showering

4. if you feel directionless and afraid, go sit outside for a bit and maybe then you'll calm down. maybe even a walk if youre feelin crazy

5. take it easy, but by god, take it

anaryllis

oh and how could i forget. final boss. take your fucking medication

dogpuppy

zedogica

ok. i survived 25 years outside the international space station. who gives a shit

biglawbear

Technically most moss is outside the international space station

davvvd

segamascott

currentlycryingaboutlancelot

today I learned that in 2008, the city council of florence overturned dante’s sentence of execution if he returned from exile. yes, dante’s inferno dante, who died in 1321.

but the funniest part of this is not that they were debating the exile of a man who has been dead for over 500 years.

the funniest part is that the vote was 19-5. five people voted to uphold dante’s exile.

stabethadeathwhisper

The objectively funniest part of this is actually that the city that holds his remains, Ravenna, refused to give his remains back. This was a ploy from florence to have his remains moved back for the tourist money and its been ongoing for a long time. Florence had a fake tomb built in the city to trick people into visiting, and have tried to force the return of the remains.

His actual caretakers have been very steadfast in keeping them hidden, moved, or generally out of reach to respect his choice in life to never, ever, ever return to florence, even when he was first offered the chance to return. This is at this point an almost millenium long feud that florence is really, really mad about losing

mysteryteacup

so basically the five people who wanted to uphold his exile were in the right

loveletters2myself

this is how july will be spent

dogpuppy

zmpl

i bet parasitic insects say shit like “have a lice day🤗” and “you’ve ticked me off😡”

evilnicegirl

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

theonion

What To Know About The Live-Action ‘Moana’

Disney’s live-action remake of Moana comes to theaters this weekend, a decade after the original animated film was released. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the movie.