Would You Still Blog Me If I Was A Worm

| USA | 28 | She/Her | disabled | autistic | 🤍💜🖤 | just figuring life out one step at a time | formerly Turningtrixfortea |

[ratbastrid]

Turningtrixfortea ->>>>> ratbastrid

It was time for a new url

[pyropansy]

I didn’t take many photos this weekend, but you can enjoy this one that made me laugh.

[breaks-hetheon]

[runefaustblack]

@hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard

[thememedaddy]

[thegaymertrainer]

I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

via @mylordshesacactus

[doubleca5t]

Mexico has found like 20 different ways to serve tortillas with cheese, crema, salsa, beans and meat and every single one of them slaps silly

[likesplatterpaint]

Please be looking at Yamuel

Here he is.

Please LOOMK

PLEASE

✨Thank you ✨

[cloysterbell]

If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?

[enginaero]

Try phrasing it like “American cheese on six-inch Italian bread, toasted”

[cloysterbell]

Good news:

[cloysterbell]

Every time I think this post has died, someone brings it back and I am forced to relive possibly the worst sandwich I’ve ever eaten

[skzloona]

Idk who needs to hear this but bisexuality includes trans people. Not "it can" include trans people or it "sometimes" includes trans people. It does. It always has. Any bisexual who says there's doesn't is just a transphobe and doesn't fucking represent what we're about.

[teashoesandhair]

'Pansexuality is like bisexuality, except it includes trans people' was one of the biggest brainrot takes of the mid 2010s on this hellsite, truly.

[3000s]

one of my friends started going on dates with her mailman but he cut things off and now it's like a situation where she's seeing her "ex" (lack of better term) like every day because he's her mailman

[3000s]

don't date your coworkers = normal advice

don't date your mailman = we need to work on this one

[bat-luun]

[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this

[teaboot]

I don’t wanna be embalmed I don’t wanna be cremated, when I’m ready to kick it I’m gonna get the most inane shit I can think of tattooed to my ass and I’m gonna swan dive into a bog

Good Morning science wizards of the year 7008, we baked with chicken eggs and Tribal Tattoos had nothing to do with tribes. See left cheek for Urban Dictionary’s Top 50 hits

[henstomper]

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

[impossiblepackage]

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

[henstomper]

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

[2000ghosts]

august 1, 2008

[yipyapcloudi]

@silly-signs

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[speedlimit15]

Im just so frustrated bc it doesnt seem fair that your skills can degrade over time. i LEARNED IT😭

[daenerys-targaryen]

haaattee that ✨ is associated with ai. that’s my emoji, not urs. you’re NOT whimsy.

[wizardarchetypes]

i was opening up the nature center and a little wasp flew by while i unlocked the door so i let him out. then i looked down, and there was a spider, a millipede, and two rollie-pollie bugs waiting at the door and they all walked out in a line like they’d been at a party together overnight.

it’s been two weeks and i can’t stop thinking about it.

[wizardarchetypes]

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[saint-ambrosef]

what "no sugar added" should mean: the natural sugars of the other ingredients like fruit are the only source of sweetness in this product

what is actually means: we added a fuckton of artificial sweeteners

[saint-ambrosef]

i see we are all angry about this