has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet
just me. and i'm NOT telling
what the fuck. come on
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet
just me. and i'm NOT telling
what the fuck. come on
Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread
Darkening sky– thunder in the distance. Martha Lake, Sequoia-Kings Canyon National Parks, SEKI, Sierra Nevada Mountains, California, USA. Photo by Van Miller
I was feeling tired so I defaulted to painting a little portrait
I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart
u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa
Sniff my hand, sweet bwa bwaa.... You will be safe with me
if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character
someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over
This one?
I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something
some of my favorites
NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Please refill my water bowl. Thank you!
NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Please refill my food bowl. Thank you!
NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. Are you busy? Let’s play! Thank you!
NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. I love you so much! Thank you!
NEW EMAIL FROM “Puppies”: Hello. I’m tired from playing a lot. I am going to take a nap. Thank you!
I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous
yes... ha ha ha... yes!
if you remember these guys...
your childhood was awesome!
i made this post in like 2015, making fun of the kind of #90skids nostalgiabait you saw with the same phrase and characters from dexter’s lab hey arnold catdog etc, replaced with these meme characters that at the time were just fading in popularity a couple of years before. now more than 10 years later, with people reblogging this i feel the ironic detachment of the original post has rusted and collapsed, and what’s left is a bunch of people that really remember these guys…and their childhood was awesome!
send her like a cup to her mother's table swallow, drink the water watch her play her part in a long-fixed fable oh, as her father's daughter
dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats
i'm wasting my life on the computer when i could be living my life to the fullest on the computer
btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here
literally thank god sex isnt real and was just invented by big fiction to emphasize greater social and psychological themes i was getting scared id have to do all that