Ratatouille Strychnine

I'm really very boring; you'd get better stories out of a roadside junkie.  25 | ♂ | Alaska | INFJ

[hedgehogenglne]

twitter changing their logo to doge really solidified how much of a garbage fire of a website it has become.

[ankle-beez]

Oh and they changed it to doge because Elon is currently facing a TWO-HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT BILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT for scamming investors with dogecoin and he’s trying to bury search results for it. Because he’s the most pathetic man on Earth

Elon Musk seeks to end $258 billion Dogecoin lawsuit

Elon Musk asked a U.S. judge on Friday to throw out a $258 billion racketeering lawsuit accusing him of running a pyramid scheme to support

[zac-films]

Really Important News – This lawsuit is higher then this dumpster fires networth (according go google at least). If he ruins he’d have to surrender more money than he has, liquid or otherwise–in otherwords, he’d be ruined and would either have to sell his companies to pay or declare bankrupcy, either option would be hilarious so– Likes charge reblogs cast.

[shock]

just made the worst pizza ever

[shock]

this is the closest pic I’m willing to take

[lostcryptids]

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

[deadmentellnotales13]

[mint-stone]

[5hiny8laze2ombie]

[supermodelcats]

[goodnightguys]

me when im in an Area

[teathattast]

That's a guy alright

[orcboxer]

he's so fucking over there

[teathattast]

And brother he's in a Place

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

naruto’s silence on abortion is deafening

[lithiumhydroxide]

[drearyhours]

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

[drearyhours]

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

[arctic-hands]

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

[trans-mouse]

I like the rat map even better

[smaug-official]

What is Alberta doing

[seeminglyseph]

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

[anamcaramia]

Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

[milfsisyphus]

the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

[labrownrecluse]

number...

[milfsisyphus]

[evilvarric666-archive]

Dad passed this lady her drink and she said "thank you sir... Well I guess I'm not allowed to say sir anymore... Since it's a pronoun!" and he literally just looked at her like this 😐

[evilvarric666-archive]

He's now very worriedly asking me if he "looks like a conservative".

[leepacey]

lol

[imaginingfromtheblock]

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

[armedjoy]

[sweetmeatdale]

Re-in-tarnation

[adventuresoutsidethegenderbinar]

Here is a complete list of the people who can decide if someone is LGBTQ+:

1. The person themselves

[pinktinselmonstrosity]

(@frankensteintrans)

[o-kurwa]

[valtsv]

as a member of the lgbt community, it really hurts to hear people say that my "lifestyle" isn't "family friendly". i care a lot about being family friendly. it's very important to me. that's why this month i'm partnering with your mom -

[c3po]

oh u can have this post i don’t want it

[coughloop]

Gee, thanks mista! Oi Avent had a post to me own since and mum n pop died of influenza! I'll be certain to cherish it as if it were me little brutha who died from influenza also

[kowabungadoodles]

Tumblr is just a nice little place where you can take off your ‘real person’ face and roll around in piles of garbage tailored to your unhinged hyperfocus five minutes before you stand up and go back to your zoom meeting