Ratchet Phi Ratchet

I do "Ratchet" shit! I say "Ratchet" shit! I live "Ratchet" so welcome to my "Ratchet" ass blog. Hope you enjoy what you find. Hopefully what you see and read doesn't offend you, BUT if it does. Kiss my sweet black ass!

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[weakandgay]

wow i really wanna get crunk

[thepastelprince]

This is important

[kohl-yis]

I want a zombie

[professordiggsy]

@astraeavixen Reblogging for future use.

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Add me on Snapchat! Username: dewratchet

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Yes

[veryfunnymemes]

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Me right now that this exact moment at 3:18 am on May 3rd.

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Storybof my life

I never question why I always get left. I just know it happens. I never know when, why, or how it happens. I just know that I always end up alone.

[yummyinmytumbly]

SUPER TENDER ITALIAN MEATBALLS

[projectendo-deactivated20210112]

reblog if you’re the worst

[xhba]

[kushandwizdom]

Some people value what they have, some people value hoes lol. Getting to 62 and all you have to talk about is how many women you smashed, while your friends have grandchildren running around must be a sad sight.

[ratchet-phi-ratchet]

Damn this kinda hit a soft spot

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HOMEMADE PRETZEL BITES

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

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A Luminous Contemporary Home in Beverly Hills

Trousdale Estates Contemporary Home is a residential project designed by Dennis Gibbens Architects in 2014.

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

When my future husband comes home from WORK and asks what’s for dinner

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

When it’s pussy for dinner yet again and you aint had a cooked meal in months

[kingrudegyalchina]

LMAOOO

[naomiminx13-blog]

When the lady next door cooks actual food.

[jst4kicks]

LMAOOOOO it got better

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

Lmao 😂😂😂😂

[ovoxdreamville]

Ya gotta stop 😂😂😂😂

[mvddsociety]

And She serve dessert

Originally posted by champagneovo

[realityislife-deactivated201710]

Yesssss

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

It just keeps getting better 😂

[jamaicanamazon]

💀💀💀💀

[chocolatemain]

But her man found out about you “coming over for dinner”

Originally posted by eightyproblems96

[jozifiv]

Wait this made me laugh

[igotthemusic]

Nooooooooooooo :(((( #crying

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Oh god 😂😂😂

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Originally posted by cratermania

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

why does this post keep getting better and better lmao

[mindoflarks]

^^^ really tho lol

[cosmic-noir]

When her and her bestie fake an alibi and he believes it

Originally posted by toxzen

[tinypusa]

when you just got done killing yo husband and the side bitch next door cus they thought they was slick 

[kingrudegyalchina]

Omg

[simonehaley]

When you dont go to jail for a crime everyone knows you committed, still gettin dicked down and you still aint cookin for nobody

[opsimath-deactivated20200208]

Now i can reblog it

[fuckwahtyuthink]

LMAOO

[neverbeensimpleminded]

Even better …. Keep adding on

[sipnsyphe]

lmao omg

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Which are you?

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🙌

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Boom bitch

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