[ratchetjersey]

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[cursedstim]

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

[cursedstim]

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

[lazersnewurl]

hey op where did you see the buildings

[lazersnewurl]

where are the buildings op

[ratchetjersey]

When I was 16 I made this ridiculous Tralfamadorian for a school project on Slaughterhouse-Five. Can you tell the book made a lasting impression on me?

[ratchetjersey]

My mom brought over a box of my childhood stuffed animals. The only thing my boyfriend had to say about it was, "Oh yay! More fuzzy things!" How did I get so lucky?

[ratchetjersey]

That smile could brighten up even the darkest nights!

Blahhhhhh, you're sweet, I appreciate it 😊

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[northofcorpis]

That fuckin smile at the end

[bettsplendens]

To the worried person in the comments: 

No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink, which is a Pokemon that supposedly powers its heart by bouncing, and as such can’t stop moving. Hummingbirds don’t sit often because they’re busy looking for food, but they can and do sit. The females sit on eggs in nests, after all, and they do have to sleep. 

[sindri42]

Fun fact: the leg muscles of a hummingbird are so stripped down to save on weight that they cannot walk. They can step sideways along a branch or other perch, but they cannot go forward without taking flight.

However they absolutely do stop moving. In fact, hummingbirds hibernate! Overnight. Instead of sleeping. Because if they tried to sleep like a normal animal their hyperactive metabolism would mean that they starve to death before breakfast.

Unrelated fun fact: the primary Aztec god of war would take on the form of a hummingbird, and the souls of the bravest warriors were said to turn into hummingbirds in order to join him after death, presumably because every hummingbird is approximately four grams of pure concentrated asskicking which fears no man nor beast and will gladly throw down with somebody seventeen thousand times their size if offended.

[ubercharge]

this is a really cool post and i love seeing such a small bird but reading “No, a hummingbird’s heart will not stop if it stops moving. You’re possibly thinking of Spoink” killed me 

[ratchetjersey]

freshly done brows, cool cactus shirt, cute kitty

[ratchetjersey]

oh hi y'all

i'm back from the abyss to say

i'm depressed af and i want to cease existing

[ratchetjersey]

Good riddance ✌

[ratchetjersey]

As if I needed anymore reason to love my craft room, I get a beautiful view of all my trees #home #happy #spring https://www.instagram.com/ratchetjersey/p/BxI0AuZJz-R/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=es1um3o7i4y8

[mullberry]

[ratchetjersey]

Ik I sorta disappeared but I'm here to say

spring has SPRUNG

and I am HERE FOR IT

[ratchetjersey]

LaBoiteaux Woods Preserve || Cincinnati, Oh || 05.01.2019 #adventure #dogs #blacklab #dogsofinstagram #smile #happy #ohio #spring #green https://www.instagram.com/doodlesdayout/p/Bw7hKA4BA51/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bx4a76e9lpnb

[ratchetjersey]

Anyone have an extra $900 to throw at ya girl?

[bingomann]

big black doggo

[ratchetjersey]

I like this kid a whole lot 💕