[becquerel]

i love when people on the internet get denied stuff and you find the most innovative minds of the generation dedicated to making goddamn sure other people get what they want come hell or high water

[becquerel]

[pillowspace]

[dogpuppy]

[ashstfu]

the fact that 2026 is three months away and 2015 is going to be ELEVEN years ago…

[lgbtiwtv]

my ass when i see a losing dog

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[amwult]

[nulltwink]

$1,000 for your car servicing?? dont worry princess, daddy will handle this... (calls the mechanic and gets a list of services and searches for each one on the web with "reddit" appended) uhhhhhhhhhh so daddy can get it down to $980

[crazysodomite]

trying to jerk off but every time i reach into my pants its just sand. sand slipping through my fingers...

[officialkendallroy]

[ratdior]

hiiiii

why is it that you look that way?

[skeilig]

very high concentration of good dialogue in this 30 sec clip

[desultorydenouement]

[swuid]

[slitherpunk]

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

[maxknightley]

[samueldays]

[cordspaghetti]

“There was something awesome about being at a truck stop at like two a.m. putting eyeliner on with big burly truckers everywhere. It was just really dangerous.”

[fantabulisticity]

YES. I found the exact quote:

[roadwhores]

everybody has a love-hate relationship with their hometown. it's just built into the equation of growing up. im mr. born to run. im mr. thunder fucking road. i gotta get out, i gotta hit the highway, im a road running man, i got the white line fever in my veins. i am gonna run, run, run and im... well im never coming back. i currently live ten minutes from my hometown.

[ryro-everyday]