gods least favorite tboy

oleander ⭑ he/him/xe/xim ⭑ 21

[northirish]

Vote for me and I will make werewolves real

[northirish]

Top scientists wil work hard round the clock to make it a reality

[northirish]

Bottom scientists as well

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the cursed amulet stays ON during sex

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i know im the one who insisted, but now i feel like you're focusing too much on the cursed amulet during sex? im here too

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you can stroke my neck without it being an excuse to feel up the cursed amulet....you can focus on MY moans of pleasure and not just the amulet's sinister whisperings...... be honest when u press your ear to my chest, are u listening to my heartbeat or are you & the amulet doing pillow talk without me??

[vrtualdreamgirl]

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

[gaybichon]

LMFAO

[gaybichon]

[atseptic]

saw this on tiktok and heard a calling

[autisticaftonsparv]

being yourself is so embarrassing. like yeah i’m wearing this outfit because i like it. now you all know what clothes i like. ew

[ifeelsickening]

Reposting this coz i saw it in my camera roll again this is by far one of the funniest interactions ive come across on ao3

[autisticaftonsparv]

i literally want nothing more on this earth than to be a fire island twink. i should be shirtless and drinking some fruity cocktail right now. i was born to do poppers at an ariana grande concert

[autisticaftonsparv]

love forcemasc but it’s like. i am not a big strong man i am actually small and disabled. if you try to get me to do manual labor i will fold like wet cardboard. maybe you could make me join a cod lobby or something

[pansyfemme]

whatever.

[pansyfemme]

i dont caaaaaare

[pansyfemme]

google search how to make someone explode

[jewel-knight]

Trans polycule call that t4t4t

World where everyone trans is in a polycule call that t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4t4...

[meezer]

haters will see you going to therapy and be like he cant afford sixpenceee heals

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[pjharvey]

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

fanart :)

[bgm05]

i think the angriest ive ever made someone on reddit was when they used an emoji while arguing and i said "What is this tiny yellow picture"

[genderkoolaid]

fun fact: every time a trans man comes out (to another person, to the world, or to only himself) the world gets a little brighter and more rich

[konoko]