Razor Infested Pumpkin

[rath-issac-pace]

Can someone tell @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses they made them into a coinbank

[rath-issac-pace]

Why did the music in cartoons from the late 80s and 90s go so hard, there was absolutely no reason for that amount of oomph

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To all those who enjoy leitmotif, Pavlov says you're welcome

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Princess peach must be wicked strong since she keeps her elbow below her shoulder every time she floats down with her umbrella, one handed usually

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I so want a megamind Christmas special, where he captures Santa with no clue who he is, and then has to deliver presents because Santa "twisted his ankle" or something

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I can see Weird Al and Snoop Dogg doing a cover of Barbie Girl

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I so want a Marvel/DC crossover between Batman and Spider-Man where they both detective each others secret identity, and then bruce is surprised by the fact spidey has almost the same tech, despite being entirely broke

[rath-issac-pace]

Youtube's been putting a lot of steven universe and adventure time videos in my recomended, and now i want a crossover

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From what i remember, Doctor Doom respects many characters, but only fears 2, Squirrel-girl, and Dr. Banner, not Hulk, Banner

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I have discovered something amazing, CREAM OF BACON!!!!!!!

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Wants a new ground based Star Fox, but more puzzles and equipment

[rath-issac-pace]

Pretty sure i know where the demon king is in the iruma anime

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

shame on you gaud. you haven't given me anxiety. you've only made me hornier for clowns.

i can assure you the shame here is not on me

[groovy-rat-man]

~honk honk~ 🥵🤡🤤

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

tumblr stop that!

[pogaytosalads-deactivated202104]

When you slap a clowns ass it makes a honking sound

[cherry-frog]

when you squeeze a clown's nipple it sprays water at you like one of those trick flowers

[mortimermcmirestinks]

wait until you hear about the enormous foot fetish

[woman-of-clay]

Clowns and priests apparently used to be a combined job so the term “ritual clown” exists.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I am going to tear you limb from limb and render your meat into organic farmer's market sausages

[rath-issac-pace]

Wait... does this mean clowns are actually a force for good? This cannot be!

[itsapmseymour]

Morning Coffee Thoughts

[rath-issac-pace]

They also create real light

[itsapmseymour]

You never realize how awkward Sitcom environments are until the show is on mute, and you can't hear the laugh tracks for punchlines

[rath-issac-pace]

Pretty sure i'd just be an angry mess if i lived in a sitcom, or the annoying-jokes-too-much neighbor

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

true or false, everyone should be making their best effort 100% of the time, it’s lazy to do otherwise.  

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

excellent! now true or false: leisure time is only valuable if you spend it productively. if you are not creating something or enriching yourself, you are just wasting time.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

terrific work!

so logically, you can stop feeling guilty about “wasting” time on “useless” things, because it’s neither wasteful nor useless if you enjoy it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no!!!! no that is not the message you are supposed to take from this! Bad tumblr!!!!

[sp-acecreature]

I know this to be true but the tiny capitalist that sits on my shoulder whispers that it’s false.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I HATE that capitalist

[rath-issac-pace]

Isn't the capitalist dream to make money "wasting time on useless things"?

[rath-issac-pace]

Why do so many "heros" have the title adventurer instead of vigilante when they don't leave their hometown/region?