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18+ pfp by azenhawke Literally just here to lurk and maybe post the occasional drawing. Mostly to lurk. Don't get your hopes up.

[mangonetics]

>"I'll set my alarm to a song I like so I always wake up in a good mood"

>2 weeks later

>wake up in a graveyard that expands infinitely in every direction with my name engraved on every headstone

[bethanydelleman]

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[utopians]

I'm sorry guys I know no one is going to want to hear this but I just got resuscitated after being dead for 5 minutes and it turns out hazbin hotel is true

[d94hxc]

Why do people treat near death visions and hallucinations as anything other than identical to dreaming?

I know some people take even dreams seriously, but it concerns me when I think about how people believe near-death or short-death experiences are somehow different or more true??

[utopians]

honestly an incredibly disrespectful and tasteless comment to make on my post about my very real experience of dying and going to hazbin hotel

[hellsitegenetics]

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[enba-and-luka]

[swagophile]

I was at a major convention with some family (hence the devon posting) earlier and I thought I was a fan of anime but I'm realizing that I'm Not and being a fan of anime isnt even really a thing because anime really is Way More than just one thing, its 100 different genres of which i like maybe Two. The amount I have in common with Logan (26, Demon Slayer fan who argues over shonen character power levels and owns figures of that one chick with the bamboo in her mouth) is genuinely almost 0 and yet to most people we'd both be considered Anime Fans which is. Crazy. I'm a yuri obsessed lesbian who dresses in gothic lolita fashion and exclusively reads 2 volume manga that never gets turned into anime there is almost Nothing for me at any major anime convention or manga store Ever and yet everytime people see Goku they go "Oh hey look its anime you like anime" like. What the hell. I guess it makes semse but also Damn there is NOTHING for me huh

[swagophile]

Seriously though the amount of times ive been at like a used bookstore or something and a friend or family member is like "look mori they have a manga section!" and its just volumes and volumes of like naruto or something then i have to go and ask the tired clerk if they have any yuri and they point me to an "lgbtq" section tgats like 3 full rows of yaoi and then for yuri theres like 3 books and one is an anthology, one is volume 3 of a series i havent started yet, and one is fucking volume 8 of love hina for some fucking reason, its CRIMINAL. ITS FUCKED!! IT SUCKS!!!!! IM GOING CRAZY

[fulgrims-big-naturals]

imagine people doing this with any kind of media.

"oh i heard you watched the shining the other day. did you know there is another movie? it is called lala land i think you will like it because the pictures on the screen move in that one too ^.^"

[swagophile]

To be fair I AM the hypothetical movie watcher who enjoys both The Shining and Lala Land. If you were to try to argue for the concept of "Movies" as a single genre instead of a diverse range I would be your best argument for it because I enjoy most movies

[stealingpotatoes]

I would give an arm and maybe a leg to see the PHM characters in your artstyle (no pressure)

PUT YOUR LIMBS BACK AND HOLD THIS INSTEAD

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[hbmmaster]

youtube commenters will say things like "just because a character changed gender doesn't make them trans"

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS thursday. cunts, just a little longer. we must get it on.

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS friday. we cunts must persevere when we are so close to the finish line. it's time to get it on

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS saturday. some of us shall rest but others among us must still get it on. let's do it cunts

[punkitt-is-here]

it IS sunday. Rest easy, cunts. you got it on.

[blueskittlesart]

living in your parents house as an adult is a humiliation ritual why am i in the group chat at 23 years old going “I HATE MY DAD”

[um-jammer-tranny]

the bpd girl would like to stop being discarded and proven right

[just-a-nowhere-giirl]

A series of greatest hits from possibly one of my favorite parody accounts on anything ever.

[lemonsweet]

The other day my nephew described something as being "like if Slenderman was stuck in a little car" and I yelled YES!!!! bc I thought he was referencing this image I like but then I showed the picture and he was like how do you have an image for that where did you get that

[viridiancolors]

[mlembug]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women