robin ⋆˚꩜.ᐟ @ratking-pdf - Tumblr Blog

Hello! In case you don’t know me, i’m ren/robin!

i’m an enby lesbian minor, who loves many things.

i have open commissions, DM me for pricing!

Fandoms include:

Midnight Burger Podcast (most consistent)

Falsettos (recently)

Black Monday (most recent)

Avatar the Last Airbender (underlying obsession)

The Magnus Archive/Protocol (from time to time)

Re-animator (if you remind me it exists)

maybeeatspaghetti

i literally googled “smutty word list” to write falsettos fanfic and the first option that showed up ON GOOGLE is one of my favorite falsettos writers who wrote some of my favorite fics of all time. days like this i almost believe in god.

HAH love that!!! Go forth and write all the smutty Falsettos fic 🙌

pandaofsecrets

Probably the funniest take on Ozai is that he's a "master manipulator". Guys, this is the same man who thought asking his abusive father nicely to make him heir would actually work. He's got all the subtlety of a hammer; where do you think Zuko gets it from?

And yeah, I know someone's going to point out how Ozai manipulated his children, but like, that's the thing. They're his children. Manipulating someone who is entirely under your control and does not have enough life experience to see through your bullshit isn't very hard.

muffinlance

Absolutely correct Ozai take. Turns out it doesn't take brains to be a monster.

murglor

@muffinlance is so right. Except instead of a journalist, it would literally be Sokka sitting at the end of the table for a war council, wearing his fake moustache and calling himself Wang Fire.

ratking-pdf

how the fuck do vampires do their dramatic eyeliner if they can’t see their reflection

ratking-pdf

@genderless-void-in-a-jar what if you have beef with your certified makeup bat……asking for a friend……

genderless-void-in-a-jar

It’s really hard to find a new makeup bat ive heard but you could probably leave out an eyeliner and a treat, one would eventually appear I’m sure

chio-chan2

Watching the 2026 World Cup

Watching the 2026 Tumblr Sexy Man Contest

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (3/3)

Stanford Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Voting ended onJul 13

bill-cipher-offical

YOU WANT RYAN GOSLING OVER THIS ABSOLUTE BEEFCAKE??

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

He’s not gonna take you back Bill

bill-cipher-offical

SEZ YOU! EVER HEARD OF STOCKHOLM SYNDROME?

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Not even Stockholm Syndrome is enough to get Ford to go back to an equilateral triangle Bill, not even one who can sing, do YOU look like the hot elf he drew in the journal, no so get good Cipher

aquaticptato

Okay but how in the FUCK is Ryan Gosling a Tumblr Sexyman. Genuine question.

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Tumblr quite literally nominated him, got him in, then kept voting for him until semifinals, people are older, other people can be a tumblr Sexyman, it doesn’t need to be an 18 year old white guy with another eating disorder, it can be a conventionally attractive middle aged man with wet cat energy and an alien bestie now since the general population of Tumblr did in fact vote him in as a tumblr Sexyman

mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026

Since some people apparently missed this I’d like to remind everyone that there’s no one kind of tumblr Sexyman, this isn’t 2014, a tumblr Sexyman is whoever tumblr thinks is sexy

lilleexp4

Yesterday my mother called falsettos "Fahrenheit" im cryinh

raysnewlow

I was actively buying tickets to see Falsettos in Houston when the director posts that the show is being canceled six days after rehearsals began.

I'm tired bro 🫩

raysnewlow

Here’s the petition you can sign to keep Tyce Green (who was cast as Whizzer in this production) out of the Houston Broadway Theatre. He has a long history of sexual abuse against minors in the community. I’m glad the production was canceled in the end but horrified the theatre let him stay for so long. If you live in or near Houston, please boycott the theatre that let him maintain his status in the community for so long.

ratking-pdf

how the fuck do vampires do their dramatic eyeliner if they can’t see their reflection

ratking-pdf

@genderless-void-in-a-jar what if you have beef with your certified makeup bat……asking for a friend……

how the fuck do vampires do their dramatic eyeliner if they can’t see their reflection

whoatemybread

As it’s the fourth- I would like to say something.

The Fourth of July is not freedom for everyone.

For native groups, it marks the beginning of a country that persecuted and massacred them for decades if not centuries, that is not freedom.

For black people, it marks the continuation of oppression by whites who exploited their labor and bodies and claimed they were 3/5s of a human, that is not freedom.

For women, it marks a day to watch their male counterparts lavish in freedom and autonomy they will not see for another 150 years.

The US continued the horrific oppressive traditions of the UK while claiming they were a “land of the free” and morally superior. But it was not free. Not for those who weren’t elite white men. The founding fathers had great concepts for this country- but they failed to exacted them- nor did they have any intention of including oppressed groups in their freedom.

By all means- celebrate the fact this day marks an incredible victory over an oppressive power, but we can’t celebrate that without acknowledging that this day is not pretty for everyone. Please, take a moment today to acknowledge that. Bring it up at the barbecue. Put up a poster. Take a moment of silence. SOMETHING. Especially in this day and age, we more than ever need to understand the ugly, hypocritical, cruel parts of US history, just as much as the shiny victories.

Erasing history will not make today better.