Rats'n'Robots

Hi! Call me Ress. I use it/its pronouns. I'm almost 30, I have a snake, a doberman, a cat, and a scorpion. I am my own zookeeper, too. I'm obsessed with chaos, sci-fi, horror, and cosmic dread, so don't let the cute banner fool you, this is an 18+ blog.

[rats-and-robots]

So I've gained a few followers over the last few weeks for Warhammer posting. That's fun. So here's a pinned post for y'all fuckers(affectionate) who don't read the profile;

I'm Paresse! I go by Ress mostly. I use it/its pronouns and call myself all sorts of slurs. I'm profiction/anticensorship aka PROSHIP. I am a heretic and a xenos fucker. Specifically a Word Bearer appreciator and drukhari fucker. Also I'm on the low side of 30.

Here be gore! Horror! Noncon! Kink!

Don't be dumb, don't follow me if any of that above pisses you off or if you're a kid. And yes, 17 is still a kid.

My main is @west-tokyo-incidents so that's where I follow back/like from.

Oh also I have one of these Ko-fi things.

[trickstertime]

Just a perfectly normal life hack video, no need to specifically tag @were--ralph for any particular reason

[sour-charity]

[psychotic-gerard]

i have understood so many things about online leftist culture by the fact that when i said "your local community has people you will morally and politically disagree with but you cannot lock them out of accessing any tangible service you’re organising" one of the tags responding said "this isn’t about proshippers in here you’re not welcome" like. folks. focus with me. some of us are homeless here.

[orchidvioletindigo]

There's a disconnect happening here because the primary function of social media for most casual users is to form a circle of friends around the usual things that friendships are built on: shared interests and lifestyles and ideas of what is important and what is unacceptable. When people are mainly doing leftism on social media, this encourages thinking of leftism as centered around establishing high-minded social clubs.

For anyone who still isn't getting it from someone who helps people IRL: There's a difference between whom you're helping to feed at the mealshare and whom you're choosing to hang out with for fun after the mealshare. You don't have to invite a hungry person with opinions you don't like to play board games with you, but you do have to help keep them from starving if you're serious about leftist organizing.

[trials-era-sam]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr reply with username blocked out reading: *volunteering at the soup kitchen, holding a bowl hesitantly to my chest* what do you think about age gaps in ships /End ID]

[fourgods-nobrakes]

“Speak to me in such a tone again and I will rip your still beating twin-hearts from your chest and devour them before your eyes,’ said Jarulek softly. Jarulek held Marduk’s gaze until the First Acolyte could look no longer and dropped to his knees, his head down. ‘Forgive me, Dark Apostle.’ ‘Of course I forgive you, dear Marduk,’ said Jarulek softly, placing his hand upon the First Acolyte’s head.

Sometimes you go back to a book to check spelling of something and instead you open it to *gestures*

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ramshacklefey]

No IDs, but these tags got me in a huff:

So ok look. The point is not the flared leg by itself. These cannot be yoga pants. These are, and you have to understand this if you are too young to have worn them, BLUE JEANS. And this was the last years before all jeans were 70% spandex.

They were denim, and they weren't bell bottoms. They hung loose from the knee in a way that would make a wizard envious. We all walked around like we were wearing hakama. And they dragged on the ground. That was important. Ragged cuffs. If your jeans weren't so long that they had ratty cuffs, they were embarrassingly short.

And the thing about denim is that it's a twill weave and it's cotton. So not only does it hold a lot of water, it wicks. Walking around in these suckers on a wet day could get you wet to the knees even if you never stepped in a puddle.

Then you'd go inside and take off your shoes and try to avoid letting your freezing, wet, filthy pant legs touch your skin.

Yoga pants. Hmf.

[elodieunderglass]

people in cold climates would have a tide line of white marks around their knees (if they were normal height) in the winter.

From wicking up road salt.

[taibhsearachd]

The visceral memory of that time is something that never leaves you. Everyone's jeans were many inches higher in the back than the front because you kept stepping on the hem and ripping it off. Your lower legs were so very cold. Every new pair of jeans literally enveloped your entire foot, they were so so long re: leg-to-waist ratio. Walking on a rainy day was a legitimate workout. You have no idea.

[knightsickness]

there’s absolutely something to be said about ‘booktok’ books being largely wattpad quality written erotica i’m certainly not reading them however having seen a guy on tiktok make a video like ‘all the women in your life are READING PORN’ about a book he picked up and read in his FEMALE FRIEND’S HOUSE in a tone of scandalised horror and disgust i actually don’t think men should be making those criticisms. he said he picked it up expecting a romance and was horrified it was GOONER SHIT he said specifically like ‘who are you getting your pussy wet FOR??’ in a tone of revulsion. idk man im not sure shes the weird one. i kind of wish you were dead

[darlingofdots]

"a lot of books that are successful on booktok are not very good" and "people can read what they want and we need to stop being so fucking weird about women enjoying erotica" are both correct statements

[exaltedrevenge]

[ofironandivory]

We need to make minding our business about harmless stuff part of common sense and politeness again...

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

[almyranpine]

really good tiktok

[pavlovspet]

I hate when people try to be subtle . . tell me EXACTLY what you want or I will explode in confusion .

[ofironandivory]

If you don't tell me directly I'm just gonna assume it's not about me or it isn't my problem ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[ilynpilled]

it is this 4ever everywhere u look

[polterinklings]

This probably won't do well at all since it's already been cursed by being rejected as a submission to comic magazine. But I am still proud as hell of it and maybe one person gets a kick out of this short horror comic that's basically a classic tale of a monkey's paw.

[polterinklings]

BEHOLD THE BIBLICALLY ACCURATE GOOSE. ALL HAIL THE GOOSE website | instagram | patreon

[adrenaline-revolver]

“Eridians dislike earth because they abandoned Grace.” *Incorrect Buzzer Sound* ya missed the point of the story buddy! It’s not about someone being ‘bad’ it’s about the incredible power of love and that love being worth dying for!

Gimmie Eridians who are absolutely heartbroken to hear that humans where so desperate and so scared that they where willing to part with not just one Grace, there were three of them! Gimmie Eridians touched to find that the humans planned a way for their sacrifices to be as comfortable as possible. Gimmie Eridians who send earth a message saying “We know it must have hurt to send your heroes to die, but one made it and he’s safe here. We lost 22 good Eridians on the journey we would have lost 23 if not for your Grace.”

Give me humans sitting on Earth slowly coming to the conclusion that when we look up not only are we not alone, someone out there is alive because of one of us. That no matter what we think of ourselves a whole species thinks highly of us because we helped save the galaxy. Give me humans who figure out how to send a probe to Erid filled to the brim with messages for Grace and footage of a monument being raised that reads his name, his crews names, and then “in memory of the 22 Eridians who lost their lives on the journey to save the stars.”

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

Fulgrim: It’s a bit chilly.

Ferrus: Here, have my jacket.

Lorgar: Yeah, it’s pretty cold.

Angron: Want me to set you on fire?

[dukhdardkashtpeeda-deactivated2]

Daily dose of serotonin:

[qrowscant]

wire tutorial for a friend

[qrowscant]

oh also, to give the illusion of depth: add some super basic rim lighting